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I probably don’t like your guy either

Joined March 2022
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I wish society would give engineers a title. That way they could tell everyone how smart (insufferable) they are without having to say they’re an engineer.
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It’s appropriate that the Libertarian Party color is yellow.
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I don’t really know how to fold fitted sheets, I just say that to get women into bed.
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Holy shit! Seeing all of the people that have been traumatized by finding out Santa isn’t real has me terrified for the future of humanity.
All fun and games till your kids figure out you deceived them.
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If you listen closely, you can hear glass breaking all across the world this week @b_dechambeau
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I don’t know who needs to hear this, I’m afraid it’s most of you… the $ sign goes in front of the number. Stay tuned for more helpful hints.
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Today, exactly 3 years ago, my family was awaken by an explosion and the alarm going off in the early dark morning hours. We would learn the #FBI SWAT Team with Drones and Flash Bangs were raiding our home in Southern California. No one in my home has ever been arrested or had any problems with the law. As a matter of fact, I am a decorated combat veteran of the Marine Corps and 14 years of Law Enforcement with multiple awards including the Medal of Valor. I've survived 4 officer involved shootings and in 2018 saved a toddler who was the victim of drowning with CPR. The Crime the FBI was investigating, Twitter Post, they say were triggered by January 6th making me a Domestic Terrorist. They would point guns at my family, force us to leave my 2 month old daughter alone in her bassinet despite our pleas to get her. They refused to show us the search warrant prior to searching my home. During their forced interview, after I requested my attorney, they would ask me who I voted for, for President and which political party I was registered with. They would turn my life into a nightmare, pressure my employer to terminate me, dox me to the local community, knowing I worked as an undercover gang detective and tell every gang member they (FBI JTTF) took away my firearms under Red Flag Laws. They would arrest me 5 days later on Inauguration Day for a single weapon charge (My police rifle) and even with no criminal history, raise my bail to $250,000 dollars by requesting a bail enhancement. They would lie during the booking process and say I had a "Parole Hold" even though I was never arrested in my life. This later explained away as a "Clerical Error" would force me to pay the bail in order to leave the solitary confinement they placed me in (Normally released with a Citation Notice to Appear). They would lie in the search warrant to the judge, they would withhold exculpatory information from the judge and fabricate the knowledge of a "Confidential Informant" they listed at least 3 times in the partial warrant they've released to me. Months later when requesting to identify the Informant, the FBI would state, there is NO INFORMANT, it was a typo (3 times at least!). The judicial system would continue to deny every motion we requested and continue to pressure me to take a plea bargain which I continue to reject. When the date came to testify in the Civil Trial (Red Flags Law they took my firearms with) they dismissed the case, leaving only the criminal case. The case which was bases of their fabrication of a red flags law case, now being dismissed. They dismissed this case to prevent the agents from having to testify to the questions we would ask; that the court would continue to deny in the criminal case motions. There is so much more, but this is the summary. I have NOT QUIT and I will continue to fight. If my story moves you and you want to help me, please consider my GiveSendGo which I have had for 3 years. They have made it impossible despite my impeccable resume to obtain a decent job, I get hired and offered bonuses and then the offers are rescinded following a background check. They had @BankofAmerica debank me in early 2021, they made me a Quad S for flying and continue to stalk my life. I really do need your help, I am trying my best on my own. MEDIA: If you are interested in sharing my story please contact me, I do my best to try to find all the DMs through the BOT DMs. My fight is not over and I will not quit, I just need some help Patriots. Thank you. #AlphasStory Help Here: givesendgo.com/DefendPatriot…
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Is there an app or a guide that explains the meaning of the different pill colors?
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The comments are just 🤌
This holiday season, many of us are talking to people close to us who see the world differently — namely, our family members ☃️ Here are some tips about how to talk to your relatives about socialism & bring them into DSA, compiled from our members 🌹 🧵w/📸 (1/12)
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Of course Twatter won’t let me retweet this! So I screen shot it for ya! It would be a shame if YOU retweeted it!
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RT me you cowards.
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Says the racist that is looking to remove Clarence Thomas.
Replying to @arianajasmine__
Limiting access to this tweet because some of you are just outright racist and I will not let your energy on my platform 🥰
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Her vote counts just as much as yours.
One million people have now signed the petition to remove Clarence Thomas from the Supreme Court Why is he still serving his position?!
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I only use Twitter to promote my OnlyFans. I make butter sculptures of sea vessels on my Blackstone grill, then turn it on to see how long it takes for them to capsize. 50% off for the next 27 minutes.
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I’m only 952 followers away from 1000. Let’s see how quick you guys can get me there.
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Looks like today is a good day to stay off the internet.
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Calling someone a butthole isn’t terribly offensive, but it’s childishly hilarious.
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Being married greatly increases your odds of being murdered in your sleep.
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I’m considering joining the Libertarian Party, but I have questions. Most important question is, have you ever considered running an electable candidate?
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