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Mort Crim

@lt_dan_dan
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Joined May 2009
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You may know my dad. He was the first guy to yell "Free Bird" at a show where Lynyrd Skynyrd wasn't playing.
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It's important to point out all of these fake accounts targeted American conservatives because they are the easiest marks in the world.
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@talhagin23 Nov 2025
The username "American" not being run by someone in America sums up the current state of anonymous accounts on X
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izzy@spidermannwh10 Sep 2025
the worst person you know from high school is posting a picture of charlie kirk and his kids on their ig story rn
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This is drake vs kendrick for republicans
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MFFL
@Mavs_FFL2 Feb 2025
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Only assholes drink Mr. Pibb
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Donald Trump has selected NBA legend Karl Malone to lead Child Protective Services. (Via @FoxNews)
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Tim Walz
@Tim_Walz11 Oct 2024
All Donald Trump and JD Vance know about manufacturing is how to manufacture bullshit.
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Have you ever heard of a little show called Malcolm in the Middle? Changed the game
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MFFL
@Mavs_FFL20 Jun 2024
We are giving away a free pair of KAI 1s 🔥 Rules: •Repost this •Follow @KICKSCREW/@Mavs_FFL Winner announced on Saturday 🫡 #MFFL
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Finals!!! Let’s go!
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MFFL
@Mavs_FFL30 May 2024
GIVEAWAY ALERT: Kyrie Irving City Edition Jersey 🔥 How To Enter: ✅️ Follow @kickscrew/@mavs_ffl ✅️ Repost this ✅ Bonus entry if you tag 3 friends Winner announced on Saturday! #MFFL
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Hang it in the Louvre.
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What you’re not allowed to palm a guy’s penis anymore? The league has it out for Lu Dort!
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MFFL
@Mavs_FFL1 Apr 2024
If this gets 1,500 RTs Luka wins the MVP. I don’t make the rules #MFFL
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MFFL
@Mavs_FFL10 Feb 2024
GAFFORD IS A BEAST
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Amazing, man. #MFFL
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Luka 🔥🔥🔥
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DAK 😂😂😂😂😂
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