Agent Klayper

Just dropped off a DoorDash order in Beverly Hills & I walked thru the guy’s front yard back to my car & he goes “please don’t walk on my grass” So I say “it’s cool I’m wearing Crocs, they have grass resistant soles” & he goes “Oh! Sorry!” GRASS RESISTANT SOLES?!? 😭😭😭😭

Holy shit 😂 Abdul is THE MAN

Day 2 of chauffeuring around one of my all time favorite music artists. Just the 2 of us in the whip while he’s blasting unreleased music and I’m questioning if life is real.

OBINNA EKEZIE JR. YOU ARE DIFFERENT

How has she never hosted @nbcsnl

Is there such thing as an air bnb that encourages partying?

Javonte Williams is a dumbass dawg lmao zero vision

Wish I could FaceTime Trent rn bout this Cards game but I know he’s watching from up there

Holy shit Linc

Is it weird that I associate porta potties with fun? Anytime I have to use a porta potty I’m likely somewhere having fun

Disney adults are among the worst archetype of humans

Steve Lacy really loading up for album of the year bro

Nah what’s worse is when the plane lands and the people in the back immediately stand up 😂 hold your horses bud it’s gonna be about 15 mins before you get off

Ngl Netflix has been on a generational mini-series run over the past year Wayward The Beast In Me Something Very Bad Is Going To Happen I Will Find You GAS, all of them.

2026 San Antonio Spurs are undoubtedly the biggest choke artists in the modern NBA era

How Jalen Brunson gonna yell in the refs face and not get T’d up? 😭😭 what is this series

Why are there young conservative white women in LA like this is not the place for u

Bro had the potential to be an all time great but he’s just a piece of shit person 😂

Even before the last 2 messages this is the whitest shit I’ve ever read

Call me a hater but it annoys the hell out of me when people move to a new city and immediately adopt their sports teams 😂