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Captain Autismo 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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xplod.3 (@himefu_gly) profile picture
xplod.3@himefu_gly14h
is this marker or am i just an asshole
ꨄ dae ༝ wony's darling ᣟ݂𓂂 ͡ ֪ (@WonysChoDaeKi) profile pictureꨄ dae ༝ wony's darling ᣟ݂𓂂 ͡ ֪@WonysChoDaeKiNov 7
God…do these things ever stop bleeding…? #shed
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Eric Goldman
@TheEricGoldmanNov 7
The majority of popular TV shows airing 22 new episodes every year.
𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 (@AbakpaJob) profile picture𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉
@AbakpaJobNov 6
Millennials, what was considered completely NORMAL in 2005 that would be absolutely unhinged today?
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just bought an xbox series x for gta 6
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this is bait, btw
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maddy@catgirlprostateNov 7
Validating that one tweet I saw ages ago that said something like "millions of massive GTA fans are really looking forward to playing their second GTA game this November"
AMP (@AMPexclusive) profile pictureAMP
@AMPexclusiveNov 7
KAI EXPERIENCED THE LEGENDARY “AH SH*T, HERE WE GO AGAIN” FOR THE FIRST TIME 😭
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aimée 🇮🇪🇵🇸 (@sapphyreblayze) profile picture
aimée 🇮🇪🇵🇸@sapphyreblayzeNov 7
The UK really is a Mumsnet-occupied state.
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why do some people in warzone feel like they've got bo7 movement and others feel like the stuck in the mud trying to run movement from mw4
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least i wont have to play this shit from the 19th
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little scaredy cat
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big scaredy cat
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I haven’t seen any advertisement for this what so ever
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@HollywoodHandleNov 6
Taika Waititi’s ‘KLARA AND THE SUN’ has grossed just $1.2M domestically heading into its 3rd weekend. Sony has reportedly stopped reporting the film’s box office numbers after it averaged just $17 per theater this week.
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andy@heyitsandy_Nov 5
uk citizens: we would like lower energy bills and lower food prices uk government: face sitting is banned and kids can’t talk to their friends online when they play call of duty
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ugly fat billionaire@HymenReaperNov 6
If dildos get to start measuring from the balls then so do I.
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how have they fucked warzone up SO badly
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the visibility of players in warzone / mw4 is absolutely dog shit
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˚ʚ bambi ɞ˚@velmakinkleyNov 6
i’m in a really bad place. not mentally just in the uk
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Farages Fucked Face@soldierpaypigNov 6
in the uk it is now illegal to watch a woman sit on a guys face, but it is legal to watch a woman shit on a guys face
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sexy
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Evan@EvanMcFarlaneNov 6
The fucking stock market on the game is called BAWSAQ, without touching on the other hundreds of nods through the franchise to remind you it’s Scottish. It is not touched by politicians because of the violence, not because it’s American.
BladeoftheSun (@BladeoftheS) profile pictureBladeoftheSun@BladeoftheSNov 5
The only thing British about Rockstar Games is that some of its employees are British, about 1/3rd. The company is owned by US Take Two Interactive where all the profits are paid out (zero profits in the UK). So you really can't celebrate it being British, because it isn't
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not pancho 😭
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