
Comedy writer, one of the last club organists of the North, songwriter, 1/3 of @CarpetTimeProd! my next project is 80s & 90s bangerz LIVE band
Joined December 2012
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Go ahead punks, click on the link to watch a funny little show a bunch of us put on to celebrate a wall’s birthday #WAllLoveTheWall #tynetheatreandoperahouse #sketchcomedy #soldoutshow #grinupnorth #bbc #North #northern #comedy #romans #hadrianswall
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Why did the BBC say “questioned” rather than “interviewed”?
The answer is that the BBC launders Israel’s genocide, and does so to the point that they'll frame an interview with an anti-Zionist Jewish politician like it's a police interrogation.
Green Party leader Zack Polanski to be questioned by Laura Kuenssberg bbc.in/4yVlz9h
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If you spend 14yrs stripping away support for the Police, the NHS, Councils, Schools, Community Centres, Libraries, the Fire Service, Social Services etc then you get a society that's broken.
Stop blaming migrants, blame the Tories, they broke Britain & we're all paying for it.
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A reminder,
Yesterday Reform UK lost their deposit in the Holborn and St Pancras by-election.
Why isn't the media calling for the resignation of Nigel Farage?
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Zack Polanski just took the Greens to record figures in Holborn and they're calling for his resignation. In the same election Reform lost its deposit, not a single call by the same hypocrites for Farage to resign. That's what you call a "twisted media!"
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Fact:
The Telegraph's new owners have written in support for Israel into their journalists' contracts.
Not a joke.
Just to emphasise the insanity of all of this.
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Please RT this until it is finally accepted that anyone continuing to support the slaughter of thousands of innocent children in the name of the racist ideology called Zionism - are the ones holding the 'extremist' position.
Thank you.
In 1979-80 the cost of local authority elderly residential care was £63 per week, which was 58% of an average wage. In 2026 it is £1298, or 184% of an average wage.
Privatisation of care is basically a letter of marque. Licence for the depraved to prey on the desperate.
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In 1967 Britain had more electric vehicles on its roads than every other country on earth put together, and they were all delivering milk.
There were tens of thousands of them. The milk float: open sided, battery under the floor, top speed of about 15 miles an hour, and a whine you could pick out in your sleep. It was charged overnight at the depot and was back there by lunchtime.
It carried glass bottles. Each one was collected from your step the next morning, washed and refilled. A bottle went round like that 20 or 30 times before it broke. The foil cap went for scrap. There was no other packaging.
The milk had come from farms within a few miles, through a local dairy, and was on the step before 7.
So here is what the country had. A zero-emission delivery fleet. Reusable containers with a return rate any modern scheme would kill for. No plastic. A supply chain you could cycle the length of. A man who noticed if an old lady's bottles were piling up, and knocked.
It was dismantled in about 15 years, because a supermarket could sell milk a few pence cheaper in a plastic jug as a way of getting you through the door.
Every piece of that system is now the subject of a government target for 2040.
It was running in 1967, silently, in the dark, and nobody thought it was worth a mention.
FUN FACT: We are paying more money for worse versions of ALMOST everything because private equity firms buy up beloved brands, cut product quality to the bone, hike prices to squeeze out margins, and leave a trail of debt-ridden husks behind.
I’m calling for MPs expenses to be means tested Why are millionaires taking tax payers money? Helen Whately is a millionaire who still takes from the tax payer. Expenses should be capped, expensive second homes stopped & only basic provisions at low cost given.
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There was a time when Pink Floyd’s David Gilmour was earning so much money that he described the amount as “obscene.” He recalled how he would spend his mornings writing checks to charities, simply trying to find a meaningful way to use his enormous wealth. But one day, he decided to go even further. After selling his London home for £4.5 million, Gilmour donated the entire proceeds to Crisis, a charity helping homeless people. “I don’t need that money, and I just thought it would be the right thing to do,” he modestly explained.
Reflecting on life with his characteristic wisdom, Gilmour spoke about the simplicity he had come to value: “You start collecting Ferraris, then you have to buy buildings to put them in, and then you have to employ people to look after the people who look after all your possessions. Life becomes very complicated. And at some point — at least, that’s what happened to me — you find yourself thinking, ‘I don’t need any of this.’ And suddenly, life becomes simpler.”
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Michelle Mone must be removed from the House of Lords and be made to repay the £187 million she owes the taxpayers. Michelle Mone and her husband, Doug Barrowman, should be in jail for fraud.
RT if you agree.
My son ran off from me at a cafe in Asda, about the same age. I ran after him but he disappeared round a corner, I lost him in a split second and finally discovered him in the carpark!! He could have been killed and I would have probably ended up suicidal from guilt. Go easy.
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If there is no money left in the fifth largest economy on earth, that is entirely down to mismanagement by politicians.
It isn't caused by the disabled, or refugees.
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All my life I could not understand how the Holocaust happened
I knew Hitler & other leading Nazis were evil, but how did millions & millions of ordinary people go along with it?
Now, aged 65, I see how Israelis and so many Western elites support & enable or "ignore" the GENOCIDE in Gaza, and I think I do understand
It is a horrifying, terrifying, profoundly disturbing understanding
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As a woman, I’m literally BEGGING you to STOP “protecting” me from trans people. I don’t need this shit. My rights aren’t being stolen because trans people have rights too. Stop using women as a fucking human shield for your bigotry. We are not your moral cover. Fucking spare me!
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Aaron used to play in the pub down the road from me (Noggin Inn)
It’s hard to understate what a massive break this must have been for him, and the courage it took to give it up on a point of principle
Massive respect



























