i have *never* needed anything more than i need an olive garden tortellini pool float
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looking at my monthly amex statement and unfortunately every single transaction was made by me myself and i 🥲
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“i asked chatgpt” “i asked grok” well i asked the grinning bobcat why he grinned
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y’all don’t understand……me & my friends used to be blackout at this disney resort for this
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girl this was THE coffee factory
This was supposed to be her Espresso
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was just extremely humbled in a soulcycle class seems like i can’t drink three bottles of wine in one weekend anymore lmfao




























