Even being from the same state, I never heard of @MikeJohnson before he became Speaker of the House in 2023, and I am THRILLLLLLLLLED that I will soon never have to hear of him again.
That’s because @SpeakerJohnson famously doesn’t watch the news or know anything
FIRST Black Woman Gov. Keisha Lance Bottoms
FIRST Native American Woman Gov. Deb Haaland
FIRST Latina Gov. of Texas Gina Hinojosa
FIRST Openly Gay US Sen. Chris Pappas
At LEAST 5 huge Senate flips, at LEAST 4 flipped gubernatorial seats
What a crazy wonderful night! Keep up 🌊
There’s something so dystopian about betting sites posting about elections. But fuck Vivek Ramaswamy.
BREAKING: Vivek Ramaswamy's chances of becoming Ohio governor plunge to lowest level yet on Election Day.
18% chance.
🔗 polymarket.com/r/OH-26
Y’all remember when we thought W would be the stupidest President ever? Somehow those were the good ole days?
.@jonstewart weighs in on Trump's surreal "I Had It Cleaned" speech at The Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool
Okay but is it really that impressive to do in so many stages it takes 28 years?
Karl Bushby has arrived home in Hull after walking 30,000 miles over the last 28 years. He set off from southern Chile in 1998, aged 28, promising to walk all the way home.
Sky's @ShingiMararike caught up with Karl as he headed home to see his mum
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He’s technically an absolute monarch, so this is an example of the “royal we”.



















