Mary Ann Hodorowicz

BREAKING: A former Donald Trump staffer reveals that he saw Trump illegally “tearing” up documents — which would be a flagrant violation of laws pertaining to presidential records. RT TO DEMAND A FULL INVESTIGATION!

BREAKING: Trump demands that the Justice Department(taxpayers) split the cost of hiring a special master with him — and the Justice Department says that Trump should “bear the expense” because HE himself requested the special master. RT IF TRUMP SHOULD PAY EVERY SINGLE PENNY!

BREAKING NEWS: A bombshell new poll from The Economist finds that Democrats have opened up a whopping 9-point lead in the midterm Congressional elections, also lead in the Senate, and are poised for a “blue wave” wipeout. RT IF YOU SUPPORT DEMOCRATS!

BREAKING: MSNBC’s Nicolle Wallace just called Trumper Senator Lindsey Graham “a sad little man” for threatening violence in order to defend Trump’s crime spree. RT TO THANK NICOLLE WALLACE FOR CALLING A SPADE A SPADE!

BREAKING: Texas Republican Precinct Chair alerts his fellow Texas Republicans that “Texas is turning blue” after witnessing the size of Beto O’Rourke’s massive crowds in deep-red, rural Texas. RT IF YOU HOPE THAT BETO DEFEATS TRUMPER GOVERNOR ABBOTT AND TURNS TEXAS BLUE!💙💙💙

BREAKING NEWS: A new national poll finds that a whopping 57% of Americans think that the investigations into Trump’s crimes MUST continue. RT IF YOU’RE A PART OF THAT 57%!

BREAKING: IRS announces it will be forced to launch a full scale security review of all of its facilities as fears mount that crazed Trumpers might try to attack them like they did the FBI. RT IF YOU THINK TRUMP IS RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY VIOLENCE THAT HAPPENS TO FEDERAL AGENTS!

BREAKING: The reporter who uncovered Trump’s damning call to the Willard Hotel on January 5th reveals that Trump is currently having “a meltdown in Mar-Lago” at the prospect of the January 6 Committee filing a “criminal referral” against him over it. RT IF THIS MAKES YOU HAPPY!

BREAKING NEWS: Republican Congressional candidate Noah Malgeri calls for General Mark Milley to be “executed” and “hanged on CNN” live on C-SPAN. RT IF YOU THINK THAT HE MUST BE BANNED FROM RUNNING FOR CONGRESS!

BREAKING NEWS: House Judiciary Chairman Jerry Nadler orders maskless Jim Jordan, Matt Gaetz, and Marjorie Taylor Greene to put on their masks as today’s hearing with Attorney General Garland begins. RT TO THANK CHAIRMAN NADLER FOR SETTING TRUMP’S ANTI-MASKERS STRAIGHT!

BREAKING: Jen Psaki humiliates FOX’S Pete Doocy for comparing Biden to Trump, telling him, “Trump incited insurrection & pressured Justice Department officials to lie about the election ‘til they almost resigned, there’s NO comparison.” RT TO THANK JEN FOR SETTING DOOCY STRAIGHT!