Inspirational Safety Speaker Who Helps Employees Focus Better and Inspires Leaders to Create Vibrant Safety Cultures by Making Safety FUN!
Bridgeton, New Jersey USA
Joined February 2009
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My favorite quote attributed to Socrates.
"When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the looser."
How much do we see that today!
Met a fellow "gym rat" today, He lost three years of work from an injury. Fell on his foot off a 6' ladder.
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According to Recent Study Hoodie
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Visitor: “And what will you do little girl when you get as big as your mother?”
Little Girl: “Diet.”
Love this advice from Alan Watts: "You're under no obligation to be the person you were five minutes ago."
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NOT THE TIME!
Two businessmen are on a lake in a sailboat when a storm blows up and capsizes them. One of the men can swim, but the other can’t.
“Can you float alone?” asks the swimmer to his sinking partner.
The partner shouts back, “This is no time to talk shop!”
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MORE WACKY WARNINGS
On a bottle of dog shampoo:
Contents should not be fed to fish.
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On a blanket:
Not to be used as protection from a tornado.
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On a 12–inch CD rack:
Do not use as a ladder.
Root cause questions once "the cat is out of the bag."
Who put the cat in the bag in the first place? And
1) Why?
2) Why?
3) Why?
4) Why?
5) Why?
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CHANGE YOUR PERCEPTIONS
Latest article fresh off the "press" yesterday. Tips on how powerful your perceptions are and a few practical ways to improve them: safetyandhealthmagazine.com/…
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#perceptions #stress #lifeadvice #mindfullness #safety #mindfullysafe
NEVER . . .
Never drop your gun to hug a bear. – H.E. Palmer
Never put a razor inside your nose–even as a joke.
–Jake Johansen
Never moon a pit bull after sitting in A–1 sauce!
– Johnny Carson
Never send a man to do a horse’s job. – Mr. Ed.
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Having a rough week? This will help you enjoy the weekend more. bit.ly/3Sw2DLA
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Now I know why "birdbrain" means you're not smart. I asked a bird on my feeder if he was glad because it was Saturday. He didn't even know what day it was! Dumb bird. --Funbird Hawk
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