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Lost in software :)

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Joined November 2007
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ChatGPT and ASCII ART
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ChatGPT is dead certain that double can contain 100 decimal digits
Hey @UberEats, is there a way I can contact driver to let him know he forgot to deliver an item, rather than request a refund?
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Hey @Amazon, what is erotic in “The sign of four”?
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Hard to tell if I recorded this 30 years or 10 minutes ago...
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We are at the beach
Dear John Gauder @comcast I've never heard of programmers who "charge more to carry their networks" Who are they?
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The security aspect of Cyber is very very tough xitter.gq/TheBillyWest/status/78…
Zapp presents Donald J Trump quotations from the presidential debate.
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Microsoft's #captionbot is unable to recognize neither @BillGates nor Zune:
Dear @amazon, why do you think anyone would be interested to know that "I just bought: 'Audubon Hummingbird Food 3-Ounce Packet, 3-Pack' "?
My neighbor peruses 1000-pages thick book titled "income tax fundamentals". /me shudders
Glimpses of Portland: get lunch served by waitress in stockings and the next day wine poured by barman with shaking hands