when i was 12 (so a little too old for what im about to tell you) i got genuinely scared by these joke eas scenarios called barney error where barney the dinosaur turns evil or some shit
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America is back to stagnating instead of declining let's goooooo
Lowkey and I mean this as no shade whatsoever a lot of leftists gotta learn how to talk to people man. Like sometimes you just gotta meet the people where they are (only those truly acting in good faith) because I promise you calling folks idiots and shit aint gone-
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trans guy joins the jackass crew but they don't know he's trans so they just keep trying to kick him in the nuts and getting pissed they missed
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White people when Chazington dies in a 4 car pile up on the highway on his birthday 👇
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Talking with my parents realising we literally have nothing in common except for the genes
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welcome to my asian-mexican fusion restaurant where we only serve kimchi carne asada fries and birria ramen and every dish is like $25 no drink included btw
why the fuck was this ad such a big meme back in 2018, what was so goddamn funny about sprite fucking cranberry
sprite cranberry/thirstiest time of the year commercial featuring lebron james and D.R.A.M. (2017)
background information of its production:
nathanlove.com/project/sprit…
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ALT online communists: WHY DRINKING SOY MILK IS A REACTIONARY ACT (thread): many citizens of the ussr were dairy farmers, so it follows that (1/?) online fascists: if you've ever held a door open for someone you're a "holdoid" which is essentially an extra cucked type of zeta male mjörkiplier, the swedish markiplier: äuh!!!! öuh!!!!! im so scäreing fröm freddi fjäsbear
i have been reminded that there are real people out there who get seriously upset about other people who dont gaf about thanksgiving
























