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this account is just a stream of consciousness of total bullshit

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Joined July 2023
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awesome manul video
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one of the most beautiful metal album covers ever tbh
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i need to try more mediterranean food that isnt gyros/shawarma or baklava
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when i was 12 (so a little too old for what im about to tell you) i got genuinely scared by these joke eas scenarios called barney error where barney the dinosaur turns evil or some shit
Does anyone else have trauma that's objectively kind of funny
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religion is a poison
Veo que un poco le lavaron la cabeza
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America is back to stagnating instead of declining let's goooooo
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Lowkey and I mean this as no shade whatsoever a lot of leftists gotta learn how to talk to people man. Like sometimes you just gotta meet the people where they are (only those truly acting in good faith) because I promise you calling folks idiots and shit aint gone-
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Unemployed Revy arc
I need her to throw that bottle at me and then shout at me to get her another.
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trans guy joins the jackass crew but they don't know he's trans so they just keep trying to kick him in the nuts and getting pissed they missed
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How are TikTok transphobes like infinitely annoying than any other social media variant of transphobe
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yall ever get the shivers when you finish pissing so you hit this shit
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うんこちんちん(気さくな挨拶)
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im tired of everyone calling cringe interests a white people thing.
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the only fond memory related to harry potter that i have is this video
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White people when Chazington dies in a 4 car pile up on the highway on his birthday 👇
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Talking with my parents realising we literally have nothing in common except for the genes
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welcome to my asian-mexican fusion restaurant where we only serve kimchi carne asada fries and birria ramen and every dish is like $25 no drink included btw
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why the fuck was this ad such a big meme back in 2018, what was so goddamn funny about sprite fucking cranberry
sprite cranberry/thirstiest time of the year commercial featuring lebron james and D.R.A.M. (2017) background information of its production: nathanlove.com/project/sprit…
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i have been reminded that there are real people out there who get seriously upset about other people who dont gaf about thanksgiving
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“WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERES PEOPLE WHO DONT CELEBRATE THE HOLIDAY THAT WAS MADE AS A COVER UP FOR THE GENOCIDE AND RAPE OF NATIVES AND IS OTHERWISE ONLY RELEVANT TO THE UNITED STATES AND LITERALLY NOWHERE ELSE ON THE GLOBE???”
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