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@malkatz

current nobody, aspiring somebody. jersey girl. jewsey girl. perpetually unemployed. always looking for friends. bigots not welcome. (she/her)

 probably in bed
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Joined April 2009
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Hey! If you are: - in the biz, or mutuals with/followed by me - into queer shit - into spooky shit (especially vamps) - not above a campy, trashy, self-aware YA romp DM to read my pilot. I am unrepped, completely green. Looking to start my journey.
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omg, my people can't do anything
MAJOR (@Squeeze1i) profile pictureMAJOR
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BREAKING: Sleep and neurology researchers confirm that "morning grogginess" in ADHD is actually severe Sleep Inertia—a state where the prefrontal cortex takes up to 60 minutes longer to restore blood flow and dopamine signaling after waking up than a neurotypical brain. If waking up your ADHD child (or yourself) at 7:00 AM feels like trying to wake up a hibernating bear who wants to fight everyone in the house, here is the science of why:
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self deprecating display name@malkatz24 Mar 2023
Replying to @interpretantion
she Milkshake Ducked so hard
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self deprecating display name@malkatz3 Apr 2023
obsessed with this woman, who is the Tommy Wiseau of tiktok
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I'm really relating to this right now
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Whoever is praying on my downfall knock it off you won
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This came to me in a dream and went mega dream viral. Figured I'd give it a shot.
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decided we bring back the Success Kid meme, but only for Tim Robinson references
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ocd and depression are a perfect combo because it's like "your thoughts can't actually alter the universe because you're not important"
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fully thought this was Kaia Gerber in drag
Cosmic Marvel (@cosmic_marvel) profile pictureCosmic Marvel
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First look at Hubert Smielecki as Apollo in ‘PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS’ Season 3.
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Mr.Carter@dexteristwistedNov 2
Them: You made your bed now lay in it Me: Ok this is literally my favorite thing to do
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self deprecating display name@malkatzOct 28
vote for the most evil
100%Kendall
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0%Connor
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decided we bring back the Success Kid meme, but only for Tim Robinson references
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decided we bring back the Success Kid meme, but only for Tim Robinson references
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This came to me in a dream and went mega dream viral. Figured I'd give it a shot.
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how do I tell my therapist that I relate to this block
PamonhaMaker (@Gabrimon23) profile picturePamonhaMaker@Gabrimon23Nov 1
Replying to @The_Marine_Su
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My amateur script doctor fix for this movie is very simple but ultimately reframes everything... remove Annette Benning's character entirely. Frank expresses a profound interest in science, particularly the type that created him, so make HIM the scientist who (1/2)
The Real Colin (@duckisgod) profile pictureThe Real Colin@duckisgodNov 1
Nobody told me THE BRIDE! starts with “it’s me, Mary Shelley, the author of Frankenstein” lmaooooo
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the silly escapism while also carrying the burden of having of having seen the bomb on the train, so to speak. Poetic irony. My notes aside from that are less specific. Bride's whole duality thing with Shelley needed more explanation- or much less. Frank feels like he
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just started existing for the sole purpose of this story. Give him some more depth! Also, if you're going to reheat Harley Quinn's nachos, at least add a few new ingredients.
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