pants

is frutiger aero the new 🅱️

that boy aiden from the yard losing his damn mind off that finasteride

i envy maverick and valkyrie's relationship

i eat bad food. i drop daemons in the toilet

you know your life is good when your hands smell like something and you have 4 hands

this water tastes like dentist water

every bread every meat every veg every cheese and i want it to be lucky

is yams the new gyatt

attention freddy fazbear pizzaria customers: freddy has come to life and is killing people

ive been naughty this year

the last thing i remember was eating that strange candy

dont go on the swamp quest

erm... did i really just cast orb of destruction

so basically my orb of destruction basically destroyed you

i let my 4 year old cousin light a match and he burned himself

my life is like a cia test/experiment

my iq is level 99!