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probably talking red sox, taylor swift, or dwts.

Joined April 2026
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I’m actually giddy rn I love u sm Mona
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Well, it has been 6 years. I genuinely thought this account would only last a week. A huge thank you to ALL followers for staying & enjoying the fun. And of course to Rudy for being a moron. And thanks to all those Republicans who lost their seats but celebrated with us!
πŸ€– Made with AI
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The past couple of days on twitter have been particularly rough for women in the wake of the Russell Brand case. It makes feel like we have as a society, stepped back 30 years. Just know, you are cared for, loved and should never have to go through anything alone. Do not let these vile rape apologists make you think otherwise.
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i need everyone who has an opinion on taylor swift to take her out of any situation and put someone else there and see if it's normal or not, because it has become way too normalized to just hate on her for absolutely no reason
Knicks star Tyler Kolek calls out Taylor Swift as team's 'fakest' celebrity fan: 'A little performative' trib.al/gAoFUbH
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Amanda retweeted
Apple will really dig in ya ass for that $9.99
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I could write jokes for 800 years and I'd never think of something funnier than Trump booking the Four Seasons for his big presser, and it turning out to be the Four Seasons Total Landscaping parking lot between a dildo store and a crematorium.
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I had no fucking clue there was Charlie Kirk hot sauce, or a Charlie Kirk clothing line, until Erika Kirk slipped it in between her fake tears.
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A lot of men on this app are basically arguing that if they're having consensual sex with a woman and start performing a different sexual act and she says no and tells them to stop, they should be allowed to continue that non-consensual act and it shouldn't count as rape. Unreal.
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Watching people online defend Russell Brand like they’ve found a legal argument his own barrister somehow missed. Four weeks of evidence, four guilty verdicts, and apparently the real legal experts were sitting in the Twitter replies all along. πŸ˜‚
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I’m perfectly fine with my child-free taxes contributing to your children’s education, meals, and healthcare. I’m also happy to help fund your mother’s cancer treatment and your cousin’s insulin. That’s what a functioning society should look like. You’re welcome.
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Me: Tonight I’m getting a full eight hours of sleep. My brain: That’s cute. See you at 2:13, 3:47, and 5:06 AM.
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In honor of Women's History Month, allow me to share a fun fact about women. We fucking made all of you.
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Sorry, I can’t go. It gets dark by 5 p.m., and I have astigmatism.
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The fact that the Epstein class was revealed to have killed, raped, and eaten children and babies and it DIDN’T stop the world dead in it’s tracks and create a sense of urgency to remove the current administration is beyond me.οΏΌ
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never mind gang, they finally got him
oh no Russell Brand is a pervert sex criminal?? if only someone would have said something in 1998 or 1999 or 2000 or 2001 or 2002 or 2003 or 2004 or 2005 or 2006 or 2007 or 2008 or 2009 or 2010 or 2011 or 2012 or 2013 or 2014 or 2015 or 2016 or 2017 or 2018 or 2019 or
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Very pro-life of them.
North Dakota voters narrowly reject free school meals for all K-12 students
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We’re not concerned enough about the fact it’s 70Β°+ in November.
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NO amount of budgeting is going to make up for the fact that we do not make enough money for this economy
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Sometimes you gotta close that door dash app and boil two hotdogs w/ a side of chips & call it a day.
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The Democrats have taken the House, the Senate, and the Cybertruck.
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guys remember when it didn’t get dark as fuck at 5 pm and we also had a baseball game every night at 7:05 pm
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