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Well, it has been 6 years. I genuinely thought this account would only last a week.
A huge thank you to ALL followers for staying & enjoying the fun.
And of course to Rudy for being a moron.
And thanks to all those Republicans who lost their seats but celebrated with us!
π€ Made with AI
Amanda retweeted
The past couple of days on twitter have been particularly rough for women in the wake of the Russell Brand case. It makes feel like we have as a society, stepped back 30 years.
Just know, you are cared for, loved and should never have to go through anything alone. Do not let these vile rape apologists make you think otherwise.
Amanda retweeted
i need everyone who has an opinion on taylor swift to take her out of any situation and put someone else there and see if it's normal or not, because it has become way too normalized to just hate on her for absolutely no reason
Knicks star Tyler Kolek calls out Taylor Swift as team's 'fakest' celebrity fan: 'A little performative' trib.al/gAoFUbH
Amanda retweeted
I could write jokes for 800 years and I'd never think of something funnier than Trump booking the Four Seasons for his big presser, and it turning out to be the Four Seasons Total Landscaping parking lot between a dildo store and a crematorium.
Amanda retweeted
I had no fucking clue there was Charlie Kirk hot sauce, or a Charlie Kirk clothing line, until Erika Kirk slipped it in between her fake tears.
Amanda retweeted
A lot of men on this app are basically arguing that if they're having consensual sex with a woman and start performing a different sexual act and she says no and tells them to stop, they should be allowed to continue that non-consensual act and it shouldn't count as rape. Unreal.
Amanda retweeted
Watching people online defend Russell Brand like theyβve found a legal argument his own barrister somehow missed.
Four weeks of evidence, four guilty verdicts, and apparently the real legal experts were sitting in the Twitter replies all along. π
Amanda retweeted
Iβm perfectly fine with my child-free taxes contributing to your childrenβs education, meals, and healthcare. Iβm also happy to help fund your motherβs cancer treatment and your cousinβs insulin. Thatβs what a functioning society should look like. Youβre welcome.
Amanda retweeted
Me: Tonight Iβm getting a full eight hours of sleep.
My brain: Thatβs cute.
See you at 2:13, 3:47, and 5:06 AM.
Amanda retweeted
In honor of Women's History Month, allow me to share a fun fact about women. We fucking made all of you.
Amanda retweeted
The fact that the Epstein class was revealed to have killed, raped, and eaten children and babies and it DIDNβT stop the world dead in itβs tracks and create a sense of urgency to remove the current administration is beyond me.οΏΌ
never mind gang, they finally got him
Amanda retweeted
NO amount of budgeting is going to make up for the fact that we do not make enough money for this economy



























