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Joined April 2009
youtu.be/UA40Jruo_JQ – at Woodlawn, OH
loving you. is like falling asleep. in a warm sunbeam. so easy to do
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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 14 years, since 7 Apr 2009 (via @twi_age).
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i am going to be. very honest i deserve endless love and affection
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bitches be playing slime rancher, stardew valley or animal crossing while listening to the most gruesome accidents/crimes/horror stories
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do not start. with those sky booms. i don’t like them. and you don’t deserve them
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They found the cause of SIDS THEY FOUND THE CAUSE OF SIDS Excuse me while I cry for all the parents, including lead researcher Dr Carmel Harrington, who lived with guilt. And cry happy tears for parents in the future who will have access to screening and prevention. 😭
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It is misleading to say that we have found the cause of SIDS; one study has identified an enzyme that might be a potential biomarker for SIDS vulnerability (correlation not causation). The correlation is statistically significant but relatively weak. twitter.com/ColdOneder/sta… twitter.com/jellybeySLP/st… twitter.com/ColdOneder/sta… The study itself: pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35533499/
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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 13 years, since 7 Apr 2009 (via @twi_age).
I respect Dr. Fauci enormously, particularly for his candor. In the same spirit, I think this line of reasoning is bullshit from a virology perspective.
Replying to @davidalim
Fauci on why the CDC didn't require a test at the end of five days of no symptoms: "If you look at the predictive capability of a test, to say whether or not you are infective, is much, much more weighted towards the earlier first five days."
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dasani water bottles should be ILLEGAL they should NOT be allowed to be sold that shit is Vile
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go bearcats
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we are on our way home from the pumpkin patch. and i got to pick out my very own. it is every pumpkin’s first halloween. so remember to make it special
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As far as I can tell, Squid Games does not have a single squid fact in it. This is a damn shame. THANKFULLY you always have the SquidFacts hotline at your service. Text "SQUID" to 1-833-SCI-TEXT for all your Squid Facts needs
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YES!!! 🏈
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the FDA. has also fully approved. giving my forehead. a little smooch
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gooooob morning. it is an excellent day. to accomplish some goals. i do not have any. but you go ahead
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why. am i hearing booms. it is not even that day yet
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Good morning and happy Friday to everyone, but especially to those of you who immediately read this and know what it means: IDGAFWTCDCSYBWYMFM
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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 12 years, since 7 Apr 2009 (via @twi_age).
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please just use the Oxford comma
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