I say things that would shame my mother and make my father find a bar of soap.

Mandy land
Joined March 2010
If we can end Ed Sheeran's career in an hour, we can end all Republican careers in a day. Fucking VOTE.
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Girl this is exactly what I was going to make for dinner tomorrow
Me- A divorced old man vet.
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Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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Why did twitter send me $5. Sir, I am NOT. Banking with you. Bffr
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I’ve blocked those 2 names from my feed if you tweet about Tweedledee and tweedle dumb and the Abuse of their young child. I’m blocking you too. I can’t see no more.
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We’ve been fed the idea that minimalism is chic so they could rob us from the idea of owning beautiful intricate things. You don’t need much. You don’t require much
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TAX THE FUCKING CHURCHES
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I love when ppl send me reels from FB but I’ve seen them 3 weeks prior on every other civilized platform.
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I think the work week should end on Thursdays.
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TIS THE SEASON LADIES πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Tomorrow is STILL NOT FRIDAY!! Week just dragging at this point 😩
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This is not ageism but purely facts. Ppl over 75 might have the wisdom to lead. however they are grossly out of touch with reality for the median aged person in America. Hell, I’m in my 30’s and keeping up with Genz as an encompassing whole is difficult. There just ain’t no way
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I was 2 weeks old when Mitch McConnell was elected to the United States Senate. In 2 weeks, I’ll be replacing him.
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Yeah so, made a tequila soda and forgot the tequila. That’s how the day is going
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The bots on twitter are so annoying. Blue check EVERYWHERE
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If you think about it for more than 5 sec… Tampons should be free
"If we make tampons free women will abuse the system" fuck you think we're gonna do? Start eating tampons?
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Maturity is knowing the edges of the brownie are the best.
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SM is why they’ll never be a revolution in America. Yall talk too much.
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America wants a revolution but waiting for black people to make a first move , that’s the issue.
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