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Denver, CO
Joined May 2009
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We're back on October 8 with some serial-killer mayhem and some Halloween experts to tell us how to carve. 9 p.m. Eastern/6 Pacific, only on Shudder.
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My #2020Wrapped has been tainted by fleeting attempts to lull my children to sleep with lullaby renditions of songs from my youth but everything else is accurate open.spotify.com/wrapped/sha…
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Nothing makes you feel more alone in the world then dying in @RaftSurvivaGame by yourself and the incapacitated screen pops up saying "Waiting for rescue" that will never come
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I guess I’ll never be able to lie to myself again about all the shit I would do if I just had the time.
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truly ahead of their time
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I’m obsessed with the 1969 film “Last Summer” and the disappearance of Oscar nominated actress Catherine Burns from the Hollywood scene. This week the Hollywood Reporter solved the mystery and unfortunately it’s heartbreaking: hollywoodreporter.com/featur…
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dear diary today was a lot
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Denver talk show radio host wishes “for a nice school shooting” to interrupt impeachment dpo.st/36Mtkkm
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We are all beautiful, we just need some help sometimes. #10MinutePowerHour
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alexa joker showtimes near me please
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cinematic genius
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When I saw Oprah interview Michelle Obama, Oprah asked how Michelle got over feeling intimidated sitting at big tables filled with smart, powerful men and Michelle said, “You realize pretty quickly that a lot of them aren’t that smart.” I think about that quote every single day.
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The hauntingly atmospheric folktale GWEN premieres on Shudder this Thursday 💀
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Denver 11/18!!!
Here it comes. Friday Oct 18 in LA & NY. Visit jojorabbit.com to find out when it's in your city.