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A colonel in the 21st Mounted Macaroons, drinks gin by the bottle, provides advice on military life and the human condition: most of which is drunken nonsense.

Officer’s mess or any open bar
Joined July 2015
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Mentally ill 'asylum seeker' Adil Sulamen has been sentenced to 13 months in prison for abusing and threatening emergency workers and smashing up an isolation room after performing a sex act. Send him back to Iraq where he belongs.
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Why has the inquiry into Nick Brown taken Labour 1520 days and counting?
Why has it taken Reform UK almost 2,000 days to announce a defence spokesperson? Why did they announce a plan for their first 100 days in government with nothing on national security? Defence can't be an afterthought.
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Angela Rayner evades her tax responsibilities and gets away with it. She now expects people who do the same to get 14 years. Angela Rayner is one of the biggest hypocrites in politics.
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We haven't got the most expensive energy in the world @Theothebald @BBCNews @faisalislam because of Iran you liars It's because of insane Net Zero policies @TiceRichard @GBNEWS @afneil
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They also don’t support women’s rights! No more shopping for me there. Why aren’t shops just happy to be shops anymore?
When they ask, listen… Boycott Lush this Christmas 🎄
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The ginger growler has brought in a bill that any hotelier that dodges her tourist tax can face up to 14 years in jail. So what about a person who was the minister for housing and didn't pay stamp duty. 10 years jail maybe.....
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Labour are bringing in their voters folks and we are paying for them 🤦‍♀️
Dearborn, Michigan. Well, no wonder Mohammed Al Sayed won 🇺🇸😕
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See through the £1 off bus fares or £15 vat off your electric bill. The tinkering at the edges whilst huge policy decisions are shoved down the road. Apart from giving money to projects abroad whilst cancelling defence exercises at probably the most volatile time in decades.
£1,700 for every family in extra taxes.
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Keeping men out of women’s sports is common sense. Today I voted for that protection. Conservatives are leading the fight to protect our women and girls.
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Decency? Here's a thought for you. The Post Office. Decency? You don't know the meaning of the word
For anyone who believes in decency, respect and the rule of law, it feels good to see the American people so comprehensively reject Donald Trump’s politics of hate, division and economic harm.
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Burnham handing the moaning Caribbeans £40 million of OUR money following their slavery reparation demands is, and I don't use this word lightly, a traitorous decision.
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Dear James O’Brien A mother and father lost their child, their precious boy. They will have to live every day knowing how inhumanly their precious boy was treated in his last moments. By the very people we are supposed to trust. Live every day knowing he didn’t stand a chance. They are subjected to a life sentence of grief. They wil never recover. Their hearts irreparably broken. Your response to that. The police force is inherently racist and we should recognise white privilege. I can’t despise you enough. So I can only imagine how Henry’s parents feel. LBC should take the inhumane monster off the air. The police force bang on about people being distressed and alarmed. James O’Brien is beyond offensive. I hope karma comes for you.
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Thank you everyone that came to parliament today. Labour voted down our amendments to protect our female athletes right to fair & safe sport away from males in international competition on Uk soil. But we won’t give up!
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How about you fuck right off. I am sick of fucking invaders demanding that we bow down to their demands.
🌙 ONLY 97DAYS UNTIL RAMADAN! During Ramadan: Please don’t eat in front of Muslims. Please don’t drink in front of Muslims. Please don’t deliberately tempt those who are fasting. Muslims will be fasting from dawn until sunset. A little respect goes a long way. ❤️
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How many MP signatures on my parliamentary motion rejecting slavery reparations/apologies? One. Me. It’s time for a new set of MPs.
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More from the Labour Comedy sketch club
Got to hand it to Nick he`s great at exposing Labour Ministers for the incompetent retards they are
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For anyone who believes in decency, respect and the rule of law, it would feel good to see this Snivelling Cretin charged with corporate manslaughter for how he treated sub postmasters.
For anyone who believes in decency, respect and the rule of law, it feels good to see the American people so comprehensively reject Donald Trump’s politics of hate, division and economic harm.
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The Islamic votes are their only way of clinging on to power And that is all important to this Labour party, because they would have great difficulty getting jobs outside politics
Shabana Mahmood has just given hundreds of thousands of low-skilled care workers a ticket to British citizenship and the welfare state. Labour is the party of open borders and nothing else, says Rob Bates spiked-online.com/2026/11/03…
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Antifa seem to think they are above the law And in Britain, at the moment, they are
Shockingly in Two Tier Britain, no arrests have been made following the attack on us by Antifa at Cambridge University. It's absolutely shocking that Cambridge is experiencing far-left violence and demographic replacement.
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Hear, hear ! The deliberate torture of animals in accordance with barbaric seventh century thinking needs to be stopped 1,500 years later
The Debate should be for an outright Ban on Halal & Kosher Meat in UK. Barbaric Cruelty & Torture of animals needs to end. Slaughter houses need more whistle-blowers to film & report. Prosecute & jail anyone who commits vile acts upon animals..
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