Enterprise SaaS Sales, Unoriginal, Ambivert, Free Thinker, Amateur Chef, Chess Player.

Braavos
Joined July 2015
Replying to @Bindaas_Chokri
Don't be a mind, be a Heart! ❤️
Hi @thelayerproject how do I reach out for a made to measure fit, as I'm unable to find any contact page or any other details?
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Corporate life teaches you an important lesson. The meeting could have been an email. The email could have been a WhatsApp. The WhatsApp could have been silence. But apparently we chose growth.
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The older you get the more your definition of luxury changes. Early 20s is all about business class, five star hotels, expensive gadgets n watches. Late 30s is aSunday with no calls, no traffic and nobody saying ‘Just 1 small thing’. Inflation has changed the meaning of wealth
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The stock market teaches patience in a very efficient way. You buy a stock expecting wealth creation. The market creates character instead.
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We spend half our lives trying to get somewhere. Then one day we realise we were so busy chasing the destination that we forgot to notice we were already living the life we once wished for.
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The Indian internet has reached peak efficiency. You can now get food delivered in 15 mins, groceries in 10 and a cab in 5 but finding the person who owes yo requires a 3 month diplomatic engagement.
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Long weekend. Paryushan. Ganesh Chaturthi preparations. New house, first Ganpati. Somewhere between Micchami Dukkadam and Ganpati Bappa Morya I’m just trying to figure out when I’m supposed to sleep. 😴
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BRICS got everyone into the same room. Now we find out whether this was a summit or a group photo with catering. The real outcome won’t be in the speeches. It’ll be in what actually changes after everyone goes home.
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If everyone already knows what they want then enterprise sales wale kya karenge. AI agents can take over now. 😂
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Fair. But in enterprise sales, half the job is figuring out what the problem actually is the other half is getting 7 stakeholders to agree on it.
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World: AI, geopolitics, global trade. India: Bhaiya UPI chal raha hai? Priorities.
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In enterprise sales, we’ll get back to you is a beautiful phrase. It starts as a timeline. Then becomes a follow-up. Then a reminder. Then a quarterly objective. Eventually it becomes an archaeological discovery.
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RBI says fintechs should treat customer data like a fiduciary responsibility. Which is probably a good time to remind every app that has ever asked: Allow access to your contacts??? That my cousin Ramesh has nothing to do with my credit score.
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The Indian middle class has two financial strategies: One is to build wealth. The other is to immediately check the bank balance after building ₹37 of wealth.
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#GFF week in Mumbai. The one place where you can meet 47 people in a day, exchange 63 numbers, have 19 ‘let’s catch up’ conversations and still go home wondering what you actually accomplished. Networking: now available in enterprise edition.
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#GFF is the holy grail of BFSI. Apparently you must visit once a year to check who moved where, who got promoted, who changed companies and who is still ‘excited about the journey.’ Attendance is basically mandatory. For spiritual reasons.
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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary
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Replying to @MyNykaa
@MyNykaa Absolutely unacceptable. Delivery dates kept getting extended repeatedly,multiple escalations done over calls n after all that the order was cancelled by Nykaa.This is blatant disregard for customers’ time and money. Escalations that lead to cancellation are nt support.
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This reflects a serious breakdown in operations and customer ownership. @MyNykaa an explanation and accountability are the bare minimum here.
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Order no - NYK-326296439-6483403
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You win some, you lose some, and you forget a lot.
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Science can't measure grief, love or happiness. That's why there is art.
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