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Founding Fathers Respecter | IPA Abolitionist | Waffle House Nationalist | Sycophant | Inspires Ire | #Trump2024

Joined June 2020
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“That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness.”
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If I ever see anyone post like this about me just know that I think you are a faggot and I’m glad you left.
In the past 24 hours, I've removed two fairly large mutual accounts that decided to sacrifice their credibility by trying to validate James Lindsay. I have enough problems with people like Ben Shapiro and Mark Levin who have historically been vocal about neoconitis, but still on the right. I have zero tolerance for subversives that come over from the left and pretend they get to dictate the direction of the Republican party. @monicaonairtalk @DrunkRepub Reminder for both of you to unfollow me in return and start using better judgement. Your credibility is now zero.
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This is the bottom line. You could see the shellacking written on the wall in blood if you weren’t an idiot. Gas has been $4 for months. You know, the thing he ran on? Cheap gas? Lower prices? None of that. No surprise all the swing voters put their middle fingers up and then a bunch of Rs stayed home instead of voting. But a ton of people on this site will sound like the libs did when Cameltoe lost to Trump in 24. Any excuse but “we shit the bed”. You can see it everywhere. “It was cheating” “there’s no way that many votes went left” “something doesn’t smell right”. The libs couldn’t wrap their mind around it either and it was pathetic then and it’s pathetic now. We lost because we suck. We had majority control and we did nothing. We did worse than nothing. We started a war in the sandbox again. Kiss of death stuff. The writing was on the wall.
People who got every step of this wrong and shamed anyone who pointed out they were hearing normal people getting really pissed off about Iran and the cost of living are tweeting 'I was always right but...' Get what we deserve if they still have relevance in a week.
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Red Baron out here grabbing up all the business. Well played.
He’s still here. He’s got a fan club. Including us.
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Speech like this gets you shipped off to Gitmo.
I hate frosting
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Bonnie Blue coming home after a day at work.
Everything reminds me of her
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The McRib objectively does not taste bad because they literally cook the pork pattys and then drown them in bbq sauce. It’s all you can taste. This does not, however, mean that the McRib is not ultimately bad from an existential perspective.
Reupping this because the McRib is back on the McDonald’s menu so McRib discourse is back on the menu too
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Is it wrong that the weird gay sex bucket for the sand people movie immediately makes me think of @SirajAHashmi and @jay_kobbe? Maybe they should have called it the Habibi Brothers Bucket instead.
The Dune 3 bucket has been revealed
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Diversity of course means every crayon in the box is the same color. I am very smart.
I’m proud to have the most talented, hardest-working cabinet in Virginia’s history. They are also the most diverse cabinet Virginia has ever seen. Every single one of our cabinet secretaries were selected because they’re the best of the best in their respective fields. They also bring invaluable perspectives from across the Commonwealth — from Danville, Hampton Roads, Richmond, NOVA, and more. I’m grateful to get to work with these incredibly dedicated, hard-working, and talented cabinet officials to serve the Commonwealth of Virginia. richmond.com/opinion/column/…
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Decided it was time to go back to my old user name. The expanded version was a joke from the Biden administration and their branding of republicans as Mega MAGA and then Ultra MAGA. It was funny at some point but like the old admin, it’s time to clean things up and get back to life as it was.
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Somewhere, Michael Burry just got an erection.
Philadelphia is preparing to become the first city in the nation to offer this mortgage model, with lower interest rates, no private mortgage insurance, and credit scores as low as 620.
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I’m gonna throw it back for this one. I was a kid and totally pulled in by this show. Probably explains a lot honestly.
Name a cancelled tv show that deserved at least one more season.
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Name a cancelled tv show that deserved at least one more season.
Name a cancelled tv show that deserved at least one more season. Pink Lady and Jeff
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Jesus I thought the little lecturing clip was bad but this is just on the nose bullshit. Good riddance BioWare. You dug your own grave with your bare hands.
"This wokeness is completely imaginary chud, BioWare got shut down because of Drumpf"
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Too many people seem shocked BioWare didn’t make it out alive. There is no market for this lecturing crap.
The last game BioWare ever made.
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This sums up the current state of all western civilization so eloquently I’d be hard pressed to find a tighter summary.
"Europe will be destroyed by women who project onto those animals the motherhood that belonged to the children they aborted."
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Rich guy wants to lecture everyone about how rich rich people are. In the greatest act of stupidity ever perpetrated by a human being.
From the high schools of France to the streets of Madrid to the universities of Tirana, young people are telling their governments the same thing: in an age of massive wealth inequality, they want a future they can believe in. In France, students and teachers are asking for safe schools, enough teachers and smaller classes. In Spain, for affordable rent and housing. In Albania, for good jobs and an end to corruption. @JDVance says this is what happens when a nation lets in too many immigrants from the global south. He is not just morally wrong, but misreading the moment. The is what happens when nations let wealth and power accumulate in the hands of a few. This is what happens when young people lose hope in their future. In America, let us listen to our young. We need an economic and political transformation. America's Next New Deal.
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This is subjective but … Name three PERFECT movies. No argument. No explanation. Just three flicks you think are perfect. Here's mine: Demolition Man Tombstone A Few Good Men
This is subjective but … Name three PERFECT movies. No argument. No explanation. Just three flicks you think are perfect. Here's mine: - Raiders of the Lost Ark - Saving Private Ryan - Star Wars
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Seriously just amazing stuff. I’m sure there will be a liberal pant shitting about all this because mediocrity is all they can conceive of.
BREAKING: Tesla's Roadster goes airborne, soaring over a row of Tesla vehicles in a live stunt at its unveiling event.
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Congratulations to @elonmusk and the whole Tesla team. The videos from the roadster unveiling are amazing and exactly what you want to see from innovators. Too bad we don’t have more of them in the world right now.
JUST IN: Elon Musk unveils the Tesla Roadster by launching it off a ramp before the car flipped in midair and safely landed on the ground. The car is a collaboration between Tesla and SpaceX. One of the most insane things I've ever seen.
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