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Moogs

@maplesgoom

He/him. Everybody knows who I am except me

 Montréal
Joined September 2021
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Armpit reveal
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my university has a bad art "exhibit" where literally anyone can walk in and put whatever bullshit they want on the wall, this is my submission.
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What if I blew my FUCKING head off
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Lot of poor people mad at this Secret Base. Have you considered getting off your PokeNav and doing more trainer battles?
AtnsMDX (@AtnsXBT) profile pictureAtnsMDX
@AtnsXBTOct 28
if you are having a bad day, just return to your pokemon base
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Why do so many people act like the game is over and you have no need for new pokemon after the johto gyms
Alazir (@alazirious) profile pictureAlazir@alaziriousOct 28
I think mons like Swinub, Teddiursa, Gligar and Skarmory being available only right before Gym 8 is almost as bad as the post-game exclusives tbh Add those on top of a bunch of babies and evolutions of mons from Kanto and it starts feeling a little thin
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I have been eating 1 meal a day of McDonald's and nothing else again. I need to get healthy again
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I've gotta get high heels
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Type of hypomania that has me painting myself at 2am
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Moogs (@maplesgoom) profile pictureMoogs@maplesgoomOct 28
Type of insomnia that has me playing dressup
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Type of insomnia that has me playing dressup
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I fear something may be clinically wrong with my brain
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A brand-new employee made a smashing start to her career at a Texas salon, as the glass sliding door she was closing exploded into hundreds of tiny pieces, leaving her client and other employees stunned.
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funniest thing she possibly could have said immediately after it exploded
ABC 7 Chicago (@ABC7Chicago) profile pictureABC 7 Chicago
@ABC7ChicagoOct 26
A brand-new employee made a smashing start to her career at a Texas salon, as the glass sliding door she was closing exploded into hundreds of tiny pieces, leaving her client and other employees stunned.
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holy s*** Palutena's boobs are hot AF tbh I'd literally go lesbian for her, so round Sakurai bias needs to stop, I may have to see Dr Mario
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I've always gotten to the airport 3 hours early and then had like 2.5 hours to kill except that one time that going through security took me nearly the entire MCR discography
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WHATEVERR
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Temp pfp cause the old one gave oomf ptsd
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That first cigarette after a nap blows my shit off
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life ain't all poutine and paizuri bro
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Sigh...*unzips pants*...this will do
Xavier 🇦🇷🇮🇱 (@ContraMau102) profile pictureXavier 🇦🇷🇮🇱@ContraMau102Oct 21
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