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marcel

@marcel__za

Pro bono analyst & technical advisor for the Stormers, Liverpool FC & the Springboks | Ban chicken-flatties from the braai

Joined May 2010
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Since 1994, black South Africans yearned for a decolonised South Africa Now they’re carrying water around in buckets like the rest of Africa
Kgoshi Ya Lebowa (@Mothematiks) profile pictureKgoshi Ya Lebowa
@MothematiksFeb 6
The new Gauteng reality. We are worse than villagers now since villagers have boreholes.
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Post-DEI Hollywood
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The ANC fucked up so badly that black people forgot about the land issue and are now voting for service-delivery and running water instead
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Household income across Soweto’s about to get annihilated
Thando alph Booysens (@lavitosoul) profile pictureThando alph Booysens
@lavitosoul7h
Residents of Soweto will pay for the electricity and water.
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Heidi (@HeidiBriones) profile picture
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@HeidiBriones14h
If you think you're having a bad day, think about the people who moved to Texas to get away from Democrat policies.
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Is this the endgame when the good guys win world wars?
Insider Wire (@InsiderWire) profile pictureInsider Wire
@InsiderWire1h
#BREAKING: Muslim Brotherhood's official website celebrates Abdul El-Sayed's win in Michigan.
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VF+ moered the EFF in Tshwane
News24 🇿🇦 (@News24) profile pictureNews24 🇿🇦
@News241h
PROJECTION | DA to win Tshwane, ActionSA to overtake ANC as second-largest party - SABC-CSIR
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Kitoko (@Fokof__) profile picture
Kitoko@Fokof__11h
Local man thinks white owned companies hired him because they love him
Kgoši • Mmina Noko 🇿🇦🏴‍☠️ (@Temosho_M4) profile pictureKgoši • Mmina Noko 🇿🇦🏴‍☠️@Temosho_M4Nov 4
BEE has NEVER benefitted the average South African.
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Black South Africans have severe crabs-in-a-bucket mentality. The poor ones can’t understand why the middle-class (who pay income tax and need to go to work every day) prioritise service-delivery over ANC-sentiment.
Kgomotso Moeketsi (@KGMoeketsi) profile pictureKgomotso Moeketsi@KGMoeketsi6h
The Black middle class is problematic if we can be honest. They too seem to have voted around the preservation of their priviledge. Most of them never experienced apartheid. They have some unlearning to do. They will be reminded in these 5 years that they actually aren't White.
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Julius Sello Malema (@Julius_S_Malema) profile pictureJulius Sello Malema
@Julius_S_Malema23h
Now or never; this is our final push ground forces. Youth Command, it is victory or death; let's mobilise young people in full force.#VoteEFF ✊🏿
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Helen’s not even been sworn in and Felicia wants to start holding her accountable. Where’s this energy when you were living under black mayors?
la niña 🤎 (@ncobyle) profile picturela niña 🤎@ncobyle7h
seeing as Zille will be mayor, her tenure shouldn’t be made easy. she must be held accountable at every single turn.
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A Helen + Herman coalition may be more catastrophic than anything the ANC’s conjured up thus far
News24 🇿🇦 (@News24) profile pictureNews24 🇿🇦
@News242h
PROJECTION | DA expected to win Joburg with 35%, ANC drops to 20% - SABC-CSIR brnw.ch/21x6V1h
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Dawie Scholtz (@DawieScholtz) profile pictureDawie Scholtz@DawieScholtz4h
The (CSIR) projected Gauteng result in context - ANC %: 2014 - 64% 2016 - 46% 2019 - 50% 2021 - 36% 2024 - 35% 2026 - 21% It's over.
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Spending time in Cape Town is precisely why Joburg people vote DA.
Mpofane (@Vic_thats_that) profile pictureMpofane@Vic_thats_that8h
You guys have never been to Cape Town and it shows… because DA????? 🤯. Like how?
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The (CSIR) projected Gauteng result in context - ANC %: 2014 - 64% 2016 - 46% 2019 - 50% 2021 - 36% 2024 - 35% 2026 - 21% It's over.
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Every episode of 'Bondi Rescue' now is just them catching Indian perverts, no more actual lifesaving lmao
KJV ✝️ Cat (@KJV_Cat) profile pictureKJV ✝️ Cat
@KJV_CatNov 4
Indian 'old perv' (with family) caught taking creepshots of girls on Bondi Beach. That's their cultural M.O. Things changed when a Pommie onlooker saw a shot of his girlfriend on the Indian's phone. Bondi Rescue Video
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Texans when they start paying state tax
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The first of many impeachments
Disclose.tv (@disclosetv) profile pictureDisclose.tv
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JUST IN - Thomas Massie will trigger a House vote next week to impeach War Secretary Pete Hegseth over what he calls an illegal war with Iran, with multiple GOP sources saying the measure is likely to pass.
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Dawie Scholtz (@DawieScholtz) profile pictureDawie Scholtz@DawieScholtz8h
The Tembisa numbers are an earthquake on their own. Isiziba Primary School, Tembisa ActionSA 50% (+43) ANC 28% (-41) EFF 4% (-9) Turnout 54% Where I am from, we call this a PK. Those who know, will know.
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Don’t threaten me with a good time
Moshe (@Moshe_Meso) profile pictureMoshe
@Moshe_Meso13h
Watch the DA build a wall that separates Alex and Sandton if they get Joburg
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