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no this is patrick

Blackwood, NJ
Joined November 2012
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The real reason to go to the gym is to avoid going insane. A good body, is quite honestly, a byproduct.
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i promise i don’t want a boyfriend no time soon
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Qué privilegio es llegar a casa y encontrar un pequeño animal que te ama como si fueras su mundo entero.
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A bad daughter is just an average son btw
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eu acordei hoje igual o kanye west quando ele fez uma lista de inimigos e a mulher e a filha dele tavam lá
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last night at the club a girl was twerking on the floor and a half eaten subway sandwich fell out her pants, and then this random dude picked it up and threw it at the ceiling and it hit the fan and went everywhere
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When I first saw this clip I thought she was referring to Charlie’s favorite brand of hot sauce. But no, as it turns out they are selling Kirk Hot Sauce for $8.99.
Erika Kirk: “It’s the little things. I miss Charlie when I see his hot sauce on the shelf, which is now available at grocery stores everywhere.” It’s an instinct.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The OP made up that second half of that quote. In the video Erika Kirk says no such thing. x.com/RichardHanania…
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she must’ve hated his guts during them 9 months 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫
Fans couldn’t help but notice how Cardi B’s son Grey cries the EXACT same way as his father, Stefon Diggs 😭❤️‍🩹
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Charlotte should have won an Oscar for this scene alone. Every friend felt that "NO!"
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girl what’s he going to do? suck off the bad guys?
Harry Styles had talks with execs about playing the next James Bond. (Source: variety.com/2026/film/news/j…)
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Fans couldn’t help but notice how Cardi B’s son Grey cries the EXACT same way as his father, Stefon Diggs 😭❤️‍🩹
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“call your representatives” well mine is fetterman and the number redirected to tel aviv so what now
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Replying to @WhiteHouse
Aaaand this lowers gas and grocery prices HOW, exactly? Dumbasses.
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Cool. What gender is this
It is the official policy of the United States government that there are only two genders: male & female.
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When a man treats you well , it becomes a pleasure to take care of him in return .
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Growing up emotionally unsafe makes you obsessed with understanding everything
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blocked.
i have a date with a man tonight and he just asked me what my budget is so he can pick a restaurant for us… BUDGET????
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yup, go crazy for 5-6 months until I’m good again . 👍🏽
raw dog your break ups. don’t do rebounds. just feel the pain and move on. you’ll be fine.
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turns out that uninstalling instagram and not knowing what everyone is up to 24/7, is indeed good for your mental health.
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Rape culture talk
Yes this not no homeless shelter baby girl
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