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Fractious, looming comedy writer (BBC's This Is My House, C4's I Literally Just Told You) and co-host of the beloved Wrestle Me! podcast.

London
Joined August 2011
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Korea's national cigarettes have the single greatest logo I've ever seen on anything.
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Camden's Sounds That Swing record shop shuts down on Sunday after 30 years. Always welcoming, covering genres not many other shops do, and a quintessentially Camden institution. Going to be replaced with a cake shop.
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They've got a sale on until the doors close on Sunday, which I'd be happier about if it's closure didn't make me feel sad
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Thank you all for all your messages about Neil. And we'd like you to know about this crowdfund for the benefit of his kids. gofundme.com/f/neil-kulkarni
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Marc Haynes retweeted
Always a treat to write about the world's greatest thing (wrestling) for the @Independent_ie. Here's the sad tale of the Von Erich family, containing what's likely to be the only mention of the Freebirds in a quality newspaper this decade. independent.ie/entertainment…
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A towering icon. Rest in gloriousness, Adrian.
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Sad news about Victor Lewis-Smith - his Tested on Humans For Irritancy and Nuisance Calls tapes were sacred objects in my teenage years. Here's VLS doing something which seems historically impossible: prank-calling Enoch Powell. Contains swearing, obvs. youtube.com/watch?v=XEOpV_MZ…
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Ask The Nincompoops was such a deserving hit at this year's London Podcast Festival, so if your kids dream of being lied to by the lovely @AndyStanton15 and @quinlan_carrie, this Christmas show (17th December) is basically all their dreams come true. I ADORE THIS SHOW
We are back at @KingsPlace on 17th December, after being the SMASH HIT of the @LondonPodFest! (We have paid for the damaged from any actual smashing). Come join! Learn about Christmas! WHATEVER THAT MEANS! shop.kingsplace.co.uk/28758/…
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You wonder how Tottenham Court Road could get any worse but hats off to whoever signed off the massive gold Jeffrey Dahmer
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Marc Haynes retweeted
Tonight in London if you fancy it. If you’re in the #QueueForTheQueen just pop by. It won’t have moved much, and you won’t lose your place.
Joining @jonholmes1 and @marchaynes on a needlessly deep dive into the world’s shallowest programme - The One Show – are special guests @lauralexx and @AngelaBarnes ‘the crème de la crème of obscure stuff to stick in your ears’ (the Guardian) 🎟️ Tix: bit.ly/LondonPodcastFest
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Endorse all the below, only with the right day, which is Friday
TOMORROW! We are doing #TheTheOneShowShow live on stage in London @LondonPodFest. Tickets = cheap. Laughs = yes. Top notch piss-taking of TVs #TheOneShow = you betcha. Come, it’ll be the shortest queue in London. (Other queues are available.)
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Thanks so much to everyone who came to one, or both, or all three of the @wrestlemepod shows yesterday at the London Podcast Festival. Its such a yearly highlight for me and Pete and we'll never stop being amazed at how many of you join in. Will you stop (please don't stop)! X
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30 years old today, and still the greatest music documentary ever. If you haven't seen this, you don't know us at all and you can't be our friends. youtu.be/sUKvV42ouKA
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Back. Friday. 8.30pm. BBC One. – at Lewisham, London
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