May all your dreams come true on this, your very special day.

London, England
Joined October 2008
Incredible content from my mum in Paris.
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I’ve finished the Barbara Cartland book.
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Just got my eyes tested and I now have to get varifocals.
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Facebook is somehow getting even worse.
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This is incredible sexy but I can’t work out why.
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mark emlyn evans retweeted
I’m always saying this
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I fucking love ‘spice up your life’.
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Nothing has been more dull than the endless James Bond speculation.
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New James Bond!!!!
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Don’t know if anyone heard of it but I’m going to see The Odyssey this evening.
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I’m going to miss Jerry’s chaos.
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They’re all so stupid.
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WTF is Maya doing.
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It’s interesting the way everyone trusts Maya.
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This is the worst thing I’ve ever seen on LinkedIn.
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My Thameslink smells of dog food.
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I love bread and butter pudding. #gbbo
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