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Manchester, England
Joined August 2010
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My 4 month old son was in the care my husband's grandmother when she left him in her bed and walked away. She said she went to the kitchen for water and she was only gone for a second. That's what she told police. There was a lack of evidence, only her word and my dead baby. When she returned to her bedroom,( she said she couldn't find him) my son had fell off the side of her bed, upside-down and suffocated. It was ruled to be an accident.
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Well, it finally happened to our IT family too. Today, my husband, a full-stack developer with 15 years of experience, lost his job. Because of AI? Actually, yes. But not because AI replaced him. Because the client watched way too many videos about how you can build anything in a day with vibe coding. He listened to Gen Z vibe coders who burned tons of money on Claude and delivered basically nothing.
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Why did the US military shoot Bin Laden on the spot instead of extraditing him back to the US to face trial? The crimes happened on US soil so technically they had jurisdiction?
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Why do we consider 65 a normal retirement age when some people don't even live much longer than that? I never really understood why 65 is considered the standard retirement age. You spend roughly 40 years of your life working and by the time you're finally allowed to enjoy your freedom, you're already getting old. Hell some people don't even make it to 70 or 75 and even those who do might not have the same energy or health they had in their 30s and 40s. Doesn't it seem strange that we've structured life around working through most of our younger, healthier years just to enjoy whatever time we have left? Who even decided that 65 was the appropriate age to retire?
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This was a conference about multi generational workforces and gen Z being the youngest was a major topic. Here are some highlights: GenZ has come to adulthood in a time of major uncertainty -> gen Z craves stability in the workplace Gen Z values self teaching and coaching (YouTube videos, reading guides etc.) Gen Z struggles to comprehend older Gen values and work styles (growing up with technology vs. boomas having to learn in adulthood) Gen Z workers will leave jobs very quickly if their needs are not met (this includes things beyond pay such as corporate goals/vibes)
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Gen Z behave differently A Gen Z joined a workplace. On the second day, he came late from lunch. HR: We have strict lunch hours from 1-2 PM. Gen Z: Yes, I know. There was a big queue at the food court. HR: That is what you have to figure out. Gen Z: Can I take lunch hour from 2-3 PM the ? HR: No, rules are strict. Gen Z: Probably this place won’t work out for me then. And just like that, this company lost a good talent. Rules can’t be limitations, it should only be for discipline.
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My mom called my Christian university (that 17 year old me attended by my parents behest) to inform the school that I was smoking weed, drinking, and having sex. She thought because it was a Christian university, they would put me into a counseling program to get me “back on track.” The school told me to pack my bags, leave immediately and they rescinded the 80% scholarship I obtained, causing me to owe the full 100% for that semester which I’m still paying off a decade later.
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This morning I went to Starbucks, something I rarely do. There was a man, Black man standing in front of me. He placed his order and he ordered a cup of water. He asked was it filtered and then I chimed in and said we don't drink tap water and we laughed. He then stepped to the side so I could place my order. I ordered and then I asked for a cup of water. The cashier asked what size did I want. The young Black man steps in front of me and says she would like a large.
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Well one night, me and 3 co workers were in our office which is in the basement across the morgue. So we're all talking and we hear this loud crash. We have pumps we place on a heavy metal rack , we go look and this pump is sitting about 4 feet off the shelf. There's a lip to prevent things from falling and these pumps are heavy too. There is zero explanation for it. Also another co worker was doing the graveyard chart run , shes in endoscopy unit which is secure and around 2 am. She hears a very clear voice calling for help, she was spooked and called security and no one was found. Lots of other creepy things happen here but that pump was my first paranormal experience
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My first gf in high school used to ask all sorts of trick questions. Highlights include: ‘Do you think I’ve got the best boobs in the world?’ Answering ‘Yes’ was wrong because that meant I considered other women. Another was, ‘If you were starving would you star in a porn film?’ Saying yes was wrong because apparently being in a porn was the worst thing anyone could ever do, including murder.
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I was working as a stockboy in a supermarket and when we had to fill the milk cooler people would bust open a 12 pack of milk cartons and put them in one by one. On my first day I just placed the 12 pack in the cooler and cut the plastic off on one side with my box cutter and yanked it from under it and the look of the store manager and the other employee who was training me was pure bewilderment. From that day everyone did it my way.
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My husband invited his mother to live with us without asking me. I came home today and my locks were changed. We've been married for six years. We own a small house together. Both names on the deed. His mother has been having health problems. Nothing life-threatening, but she can't live alone anymore. He mentioned moving her in "someday." I said we'd talk about it when the time came.
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do animals know that sex leads of offspring or do they do it cuz it feels good and then a few months later they pop out some babies without knowing where they came from this has been bugging me for a while
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My husband said if we don’t start having sex more often, we’re going to have a problem. We’ve been married for about a year, and up until recently, I thought we had a great marriage. The other night, after watching a movie about marriage, my husband told me that if
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Some idiot scammer on ebay thinks they got me and I can't be more excited. A week ago, I listed my old macbook on ebay. After a few days, somebody won the auction and paid immediately. A few minutes later , somebody messages me saying that they want to ship the item to their friend's address.
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So I’m a black guy who lived in China for a year. Racism is quiet different in China and to be honest, it literally is in your face & It could even get life threatening at times. I’ve had a lot of bad experiences but this one was one of the ones I actually liked and one I didn’t mind.
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When I was 14, my physics teacher said we wouldn't be doing an eye dissection because he couldn't source the cows' eyes. I now realise that he was most likely joking when he said we could do it if we could get our hands on cows' eyes... Back then, however, I bought 20, kept them in my fridge and was visibly surprised when he looked horrified that I'd got them.
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Why do people suggest accounting for your interests when choosing a career? Shouldn’t the tactic be to find whichever career is the most lucrative and tolerable then go there? Basically follow the money
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Making fingerguns work globally for just a few seconds would cause a lot of deaths.
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Why does porn cum always look so thick and white? Is regular cum usually that milky or do they use something?
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