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Sports fan, wine drinker and believer that when I grow up I might open the batting for England

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Joined March 2009
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Re tweet if you fancy a game at the home of golf in 2024 😍🤞🏼
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#ENGvSAM was trying to think which England player is having a good game? Easier to turn water into wine - absolute rubbish
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Player short in the backs and Eng keep it in the scrum and lose the ball.. #headless
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England the slowest and most predictable team in the RWC. Clueless #ENGvSAM
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#walvseng #englandrugby England rugby team must be great at playing cards or tennis because they’ve clearly done no rugby practice #uttershite
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#bbcsport can you see into the future?
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#theashes did I just read England caught a catch? Wow!
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#TheAshes2023 does anyone find watching England batting hard work - I’ve had to switch off. It’s so completely mindless..
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There is no place for Northampton scrum-half Alex Mitchell, with Danny Care, Ben Youngs, and Jack van Poortvliet the only remaining nines. Oh Shit! The slowest 3 scrum halves in world rugby
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#theashes Smith + Labuschange = Australia 400/2
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Opening the champagne! Au revoir mr blobby thetimes.co.uk/article/eaee3…
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Did people actually vote for him? He is an elected member of parliament, part of a group of individuals that govern our country.. frightening
I think we may have found our new Churchill: Jonathan Gullis. Resin nippled with the❤️of a gazelle. He speaks eloquently with a voice rich in waxed leather. Full of spunk & adorably cheeky. I think The Linekerists & woke scrotes have met their match!👊🇬🇧
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Proper scrum half = try
#ENGFRA how have England managed to find a scrum half with a slower pass than Ben Youngs.. no point picking Smith
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#ENGFRA how have England managed to find a scrum half with a slower pass than Ben Youngs.. no point picking Smith
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Me thinks the bbc have made a BAD choice
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Astonishingly poor decision especially after having the Tory puppet @bbclaurak on the payroll for so long
Labour: “The BBC’s cowardly decision to take Gary Lineker off air is an assault on free speech in the face of political pressure. Tory politicians lobbying to get people sacked for disagreeing with Government policies should be laughed at, not pandered to. BBC should rethink.”
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OMG.. that is insane
1 min à bord de l’IMOCA Biotherm sur @theoceanrace 🎬 😮 Accrochez-vous, ça dépote ! Un coup à renverser son petit déjeuner… Ambiance au top au 7e jours de course, merci @RonanGladu pour ces images et ce rire toujours aussi communicatif 😅 @PaulMeilhat | @theoceanraceFR
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How on earth can someone call BJ blobby honest.. how, how, how?
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