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Cheese CEO. @markolson@xoxo.zone

Savannah
Joined April 2007
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"You're very clever, young man, very clever," said the old lady. "But it's imposter syndrome all the way down!"
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"We are a nation of immigrants, & we must remember that precious aspect of our history & heritage" -JFK "We must be a city on a hill, the eyesore in a darkened world, a refuge for those who cherish freedom & for those who seek refuge" -Reagan "We're like a garbage can" - Trump
Trump: We’re like a garbage can for the world
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Conservatives are arguing that calling Donald Trump a fascist, as former Trump staffers like General Milley and John Kelly have done, insults people who want to vote for him. trib.al/YKaqwZe
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*sighs, taps the chart again*
So Gen-Xers: why’s your generation so exceptionally Republican? In every other, Harris leads Trump by margins of 6% to 9%, solid majorities. Among Gen-Xers, Trump is ahead by 8%, an equally solid majority. Don’t fell me it’s just because Regan was president when you were kids.
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You think it’s so easy to just walk off with the town’s geese? Try it and find out!
Trump: "The migrants are walking off with the town's geese. They've taken the geese. You know where the geese are in the park, in the lake, and even walking off with their pets. My dog's been taken. My dog's gone."
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As a traveler, I'm both a proud American and a citizen of the world — and I've got a few thoughts on this coming election. This election is deeper than partisanship. It's far more than Republican versus Democrat. In the future, big challenges like pandemics, refugees, and climate change will be blind to borders. They'll be everyone's problem and only solved by working together as a family of nations. The world needs not American isolation, but American leadership. Not the chaos of Trump, but the stability of @KamalaHarris. Of course, how you vote is your choice. But if you believe, as I do, in the importance of nations working together constructively, the stakes are really high...and the best candidate is clear. Register to vote today at vote.gov — and encourage your travelin’ friends to do the same!
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Watch this. This is a remarkable piece of journalism from @newshour about what's actually happening in Springfield, Ohio, where JD Vance lied and said Haitians are eating cats. No cat murder, no braindead teen gossip Facebook scaremongering — just the reality in this town.
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2% of Harris supporters are like "fuck yeah we rigged it and we'll do it again"
"Did Biden legitimately win the 2020 election?": All: Yes: 62% No: 38% Trump Voters: No: 78% Yes: 22% Harris Voters: Yes: 98% No: 2% YouGov / Aug 27, 2024 / n=1555
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Well this was hella fun.
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We're wonderstruck that this incredible group will join us tomorrow to talk about how YOU can help get @kamalaharris, @Tim_Walz, and other down-ballot Democrats elected this November! ...We even have a few more friends to announce😱🌎🐕 Register➡️ bit.ly/swifties4k-call
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I still have a copy of the (previous?) last print edition somewhere. This is very exciting!
I have some very, very good news: The Onion is bringing back its monthly print newspaper, starting today. We'll ship it to your door for $5 a month if you sign up today. It is made of the stuff of madness. We couldn’t be any more excited about it. nytimes.com/2024/08/16/busin…
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You become responsible forever for what you’ve tamed.
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the bobbing makes him so, so much more SICKO
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