I once scored a goal in beer league hockey •cocktail enthusiast• Fuzz that was•
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Mike November retweeted
Had a new customer reach out about a remodel and told me his political affiliation within 45 seconds of saying hello. At no point will I accept this as normal and I immediately think less of you for doing so.
You’re being played, all of you, by all of them, for their gain.
The new @SocialD1 Born to Kill dropped today. I’m road tripping later today to listen uninterrupted
Mike November retweeted
Nearly 4 minutes on the power play with no goals, McKinnon misses a wide open net, Helleybuck makes an insane save, and Cooper doesn’t start his top line in OT. STFU Canada and wallow in it.
Mike November retweeted
In preparation for tomorrow’s hockey matchup between America 🇺🇸 and Canada 🇦🇺, here are some FACTS that the Canadians hate:
1. America is the oldest and greatest country on earth
2. Canada is a British province that must do what the queen says
3. The greatest hockey player who ever lived was American
4. Canada is poor, poorer than our South American neighbors in Mexico. The average Canadian makes less than $10,000 per year and doesn’t have the internet
5. Justin Turdeaux must do what Donald Trump says because they don’t have sovereignty
6. Vermont has superior maple syrup to anything in Canada
7. No Canadian has ever had a #1 song or album in the US
8. Canadians are the most obese and unattractive Western country
9. Quebec residents must speak English FIRST because America is the birth place of the English language
10. Canadians have an average IQ than is 20 points below the average US IQ
