I am so excited to announce I’m taping a new special October 18th in Nashville at the historic Woolworth Theater. It’s being produced by Nate Bargatze’s Nateland Entertainment and it’s going to be a great night. If you live near Tenn, tickets are on sale, come to the taping!

Biggest problem in first half: “our franchise is ruined and the head coach and GM both need to be fired” Biggest problem in the second half: “Cashius Howell is doing the celebration dance wrong haha”

Impressive stat line today for Trey Hendrickson 0 sacks 0 tackles 100 forgivenesses

That second half was fun. I’m afraid that first half did irrecoverable damage to my status as a Zac/Duke apologist.

If you have Burrow, Chase, Higgins, Dexter, Turner, Mafe, Mims and solid trench guys…and can’t make THAT a good team?! You are just truly bad at your job. There are simply no other excuses left for Zac/Duke.

Meyers squandering the chance of a lifetime. Add it to the list

What a profound yet all too familiar disappointment. Must win game coming off a bye against a team missing their franchise QB and you get completely clowned. 3-3 after hardly playing any good teams. Even the biggest Zac/Duke apologists have to accept it’s over

Zac Taylor is a good dude who knows a lot about football and any GCL team would be lucky to have him

Time to get active in the trade market for a safety, LB and def coordinator

If Trey Hendrickson was a true Christian he’d return the $30 million he stole last year.

Nothing creates chiller vibes than mixing politics with sports

Congrats to Kirk for going 40 seconds without talking about his dog

I have a wife and three daughters. Here’s how each responds when I hit them with an unprompted “I love you” 6: “I love you too!” 10: 👍 13: “So????” 40: “what did you do??”

Cincy! I’m bringing my non-evil, non-AI standup comedy back to my home club Go Bananas Oct 15-17. Free tickets for any podcast listener (shoot me an email with which show you want).

Giving up 24 points to Willis and Miami is embarrassing Al Golden please be serious at some point

Run up the score to impress the AP voters

Perine RB1

Probably not gonna matter but they literally can’t throw and are still moving the ball and scoring. You should not struggle with Navy if you are a competent defense.