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Mark Johnson

@markjohnson1992
 Bristol
Joined July 2011
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2 men sent off and still win away to watchet. Unbeaten in the league still. Over shadowed by a @watchettownfc supporter racially abusing our linesman. Not what you want to see on a Saturday afternoon in county league football @somersetcfl @FA #kickitout
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talkSPORT (@talkSPORT) profile picture
talkSPORT
@talkSPORTNov 5
🤣 "You're not 21!" 👨‍🦳 "You sound like you're 60!" Bailey, the West Ham fan, will go down as one of the greatest callers ever on The Sports Bar! Subscribe to the talkSPORT YouTube channel!

Bailey has delivered one of the best calls on The Sports Bar!

🤣 "You're not 21!" 👨‍🦳 "You sound like you're 60!" Bailey, the West Ham fan, will go down as one of the greatest callers ever on The Sports Bar!

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Cameron menzies when he fallen sherlock has won £501,000
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Ffs 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
DannyBoy Updates (@DannyBoySaga) profile pictureDannyBoy Updates
@DannyBoySagaOct 29
Benefit frauds go PIP or treating 😂 #ukcomedy #british #britishhumour
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AB⚕ (@AbsoluteBruno) profile pictureAB⚕
@AbsoluteBrunoOct 30
These football AI shorts just keep getting better, this is the best one I have seen so far😭😭
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Michael (@MickeyD44314901) profile pictureMichael
@MickeyD44314901Oct 25
Please no laughing at the back
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My man
Shirehampton FC 🔴☠️ (@OfficialShireFC) profile pictureShirehampton FC 🔴☠️@OfficialShireFCOct 17
MOTM James Loud on his debut. Sponsored by Mark Johnson 🔴☠️
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ClubPark (@TheClubPark) profile pictureClubPark
@TheClubParkOct 16
Someone on Tiktok has turned Premier League players into roadmen and the results are brilliant 😭 This is what life would have been like for the players if football didnt work out 😂
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Thats clearly a pool cue celebration...
Football Tweet ⚽ (@Footballtweet) profile pictureFootball Tweet ⚽
@FootballtweetSep 25
🇮🇱🟥 Israel’s Abu Farhi was SENT OFF after scoring against Austria — for celebrating his goal by mimicking firing a gun. 😳🔫 Israel went on to lose the Nations League clash 3-1. 🇦🇹
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JARDINE (@oJARDINEo) profile pictureJARDINE
@oJARDINEoSep 17
Paloma Faith's children just before bedtime. 👀
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Whats the point in having a price cap when it goes up every fucking 6 months. This countries a joke
Martin Lewis (@MartinSLewis) profile pictureMartin Lewis
@MartinSLewisSep 15
Not good news. Latest Jan energy Price Cap predictions show a rise well OVER 20%. So tonight's 7pm @itvMLshow energy bills special is must watch. I'll talk you through the options still available to beat this likely hike, and put your Qs to the Energy Sec of State about what govt will or won't do about it. I'm leaving for the studio now. Don't miss it.
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So fucking true 😂😂😂😂👌👌
knighty (@_lknighty) profile pictureknighty
@_lknightySep 3
She has to do better to adapt to her new surroundings, she’s been with him long enough to know what it’s like being a footballers wife. your husband is the main bread winner at the biggest club in the world and your causing conflict. Fucking shambles and all she can say is she feels a little bit of guilt 😩😩
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i like food (@messedupfoods) profile picturei like food
@messedupfoodsAug 27
Peak male performance
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Nobody (@dharnyyoung) profile pictureNobody
@dharnyyoungAug 14
Mark Gould was sentenced to prison for 11 years for illegally streaming Premier League matches btw.
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Nobody
@dharnyyoungAug 14
Mark Gould was sentenced to prison for 11 years for illegally streaming Premier League matches btw.
Sky News (@SkyNews) profile pictureSky News
@SkyNewsAug 14
BREAKING: Courtney Gartshore, 28, who killed her three-month-old daughter Dahlia-Rose with heat from a hairdryer, has been jailed for six years. Latest: trib.al/vfaXS9H 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube
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And thats why they're the most hated team in England
Liverpool FC (@LFC) profile pictureLiverpool FC
@LFCJul 15
Macca and Argentina take on England for a place in the #FIFAWorldCup final 💪🇦🇷
A graphic for England v Argentina featuring Alexis Mac Allister. Fixture details: England v Argentina FIFA World Cup semi-final 20:00 BST Wed 15 July Atlanta Stadium, Atlanta

ALT A graphic for England v Argentina featuring Alexis Mac Allister. Fixture details: England v Argentina FIFA World Cup semi-final 20:00 BST Wed 15 July Atlanta Stadium, Atlanta

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Jesus fuck this government are cunts
Politics UK (@PolitlcsUK) profile picturePolitics UK
@PolitlcsUKJun 24
🚨 NEW: The UK has announced that interest on cash in Stocks and Shares ISAs will be taxed at 22%
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Because she asked for a fringe and a bit off the sides but instead got a number 2 all over. Course you'd be fuming
Socialist Opera Singer (@OperaSocialist) profile pictureSocialist Opera Singer@OperaSocialistJun 9
If you are being told to "protest" in Belfast but you weren't in Bristol after Alina Burns tried to behead someone, ask yourself "why?"
Image from Socialist Opera Singer (@OperaSocialist)
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Some Sudanese bloke tries beheading a bloke and this cunts still trying to blame everyone else. Fucking deluded
Narinder Kaur (@narindertweets) profile pictureNarinder Kaur
@narindertweetsJun 9
They set a bus on fire in Belfast. Scum. Black and brown folk probably sat locked up in their homes petrified to leave! This is all down to Farage and Yaxley Lennon.
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Get this man as our PM
Rupert Lowe MP (@RupertLowe10) profile pictureRupert Lowe MP
@RupertLowe10Jun 9
The arrested Sudanese man was an 'asylum seeker'. He entered Britain in February 2023, immediately claiming asylum, according to the police. Who was the immigration minister at the time? And then when the man was granted leave to remain in our country? Reform's Robert Jenrick. Who was Home Secretary? Reform's Suella Braverman. They were responsible for our borders. They failed, in the most horrific way, with the most horrific consequences. A Restore Britain Government will abolish the entire asylum system. No more asylum seekers. Anyone who entered our country illegally will be deported, regardless of current status. Enough. Restore Britain will not fail you.
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