capable punk / @bruisermag

Baltimore, MD
Joined September 2009
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Yo imagine being a papist in 1633 England and you’ve just sold all your worldly goods and then you set sail in your travel attire and you make it 6 miles and then there’s no wind for 24 days so you and everybody have to eat each other
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*FULL MATCH DROP* LOW KI vs KARL GRECO-MALENKO from ACTIONxPRODUCE DEAN~!!! Sunday School arrives on the PRODUCE Wrestling Network tomorrow morning at 9am EST. Start your morning with fresh PRODUCE! 📺WATCH: youtube.com/@producewrestlin…
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every last one of us will be armed
four (?) bruisers + many affiliates infiltrating Bushwick for this one
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Baltimore City is a nation but Baltimore County is a wilderness
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read this it fucking rules
Bullion zines have landed in Baltimore
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extremely psyched to fight the editor of penis magazine at this reading in front of all my friends
ok. we're on. come join @ironhandslil and me at burialpalooza in bushwick new york. november 21st, pine box rock shop, 8:45PM until late. if they kick us out, we'll keep going on the street or wherever else will take us.
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I love my donkey. Hell, I love everybody.
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yeah take him down
I'm gonna punch you in the head, Portland
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do you mean Frijoles? your Baltimore County is showing
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the junk shop is open every weekend thru the holidays books + guitars + all kinds of cool shit + all available bruiser zines & distro titles 1825 N Charles get in
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you can see everything good movie
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the Bruiser Literary Defense is prepared to scrap
They finally got me for my takes
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“The thing is, I’m really trying to take over the whole film industry, where at a certain point everyone that we care about will be one degree removed from Castration Movie” @alexL_E_I sits down with Castration Movie director @weardjupiter ahead of Junior Ghosts’ digital release
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I stand with Alex Lei and this column, however I also have information that will lead to his immediate arrest and imprisonment
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I have it on good authority Alex Lei saw Digger three times before it left the rotunda warehouse and overdrew his bank account on $20 sandwiches in the process
realized the below post is the most interaction most people will have with my writeup, which makes me wonder — would they respond the same way if they read the very next paragraph, which addresses most of the complaints i’ve gotten
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Replying to @BurialMagazine
i am not affiliated with the immoral film ‘Chongqing Pink’ — i have a legal injunction against the film ‘Chongqing Pink’ for tarnishing my brand, which supports American family values and the Protestant work ethic
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you people are fucking stupid. alex was too busy making a movie called “chongqing pink” to get excited about the street fighter movie or whatever. what the fuck have you done lately
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