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Photo by ᴍᴀʀᴋᴜꜱ ꜱᴇʙᴀ. ɢʀᴀʏꜱᴏɴ. 🦈 / ɪɴᴠɪɴᴄɪʙʟᴇ. (@markusbites)Photo by ᴍᴀʀᴋᴜꜱ ꜱᴇʙᴀ. ɢʀᴀʏꜱᴏɴ. 🦈 / ɪɴᴠɪɴᴄɪʙʟᴇ. (@markusbites)Photo by ᴍᴀʀᴋᴜꜱ ꜱᴇʙᴀ. ɢʀᴀʏꜱᴏɴ. 🦈 / ɪɴᴠɪɴᴄɪʙʟᴇ. (@markusbites)Photo by ᴍᴀʀᴋᴜꜱ ꜱᴇʙᴀ. ɢʀᴀʏꜱᴏɴ. 🦈 / ɪɴᴠɪɴᴄɪʙʟᴇ. (@markusbites)Photo by ᴍᴀʀᴋᴜꜱ ꜱᴇʙᴀ. ɢʀᴀʏꜱᴏɴ. 🦈 / ɪɴᴠɪɴᴄɪʙʟᴇ. (@markusbites)Photo by ᴍᴀʀᴋᴜꜱ ꜱᴇʙᴀ. ɢʀᴀʏꜱᴏɴ. 🦈 / ɪɴᴠɪɴᴄɪʙʟᴇ. (@markusbites)Photo by ᴍᴀʀᴋᴜꜱ ꜱᴇʙᴀ. ɢʀᴀʏꜱᴏɴ. 🦈 / ɪɴᴠɪɴᴄɪʙʟᴇ. (@markusbites)Photo by ᴍᴀʀᴋᴜꜱ ꜱᴇʙᴀ. ɢʀᴀʏꜱᴏɴ. 🦈 / ɪɴᴠɪɴᴄɪʙʟᴇ. (@markusbites)Photo by ᴍᴀʀᴋᴜꜱ ꜱᴇʙᴀ. ɢʀᴀʏꜱᴏɴ. 🦈 / ɪɴᴠɪɴᴄɪʙʟᴇ. (@markusbites)Photo by ᴍᴀʀᴋᴜꜱ ꜱᴇʙᴀ. ɢʀᴀʏꜱᴏɴ. 🦈 / ɪɴᴠɪɴᴄɪʙʟᴇ. (@markusbites)
“ɪ ꜰᴇᴇʟ ɢʀᴇᴀᴛ ᴍᴏᴍ. ɪ ɢᴜᴇꜱꜱ ᴅᴀᴅ ᴡᴀꜱɴ'ᴛ-“ #PARODAYTWT
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[wipes out the collar.] hm?
Multi-Paul (@multi_pauls) profile pictureMulti-Paul@multi_pauls10m
Im not. Im just not a complete dumbass like you
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i didn't know you cared about children.
Multi-Paul (@multi_pauls) profile pictureMulti-Paul@multi_pauls16m
It doesn’t matter, it’s the principle of not flashing children!
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awww i thought we were bonding together, your superior would love that. [markus catched the wrapper before it hit his face, he enjoyed seeing how argall reacted to what they did or said.] or you're going to make your superior upset? [they teased, staring at the little boy.]
Argall is here💜 (@invincible_TT) profile pictureArgall is here💜@invincible_TT28m
[His face scrunches at Markus in disgust at him picking his nose. Swatting their hand away as they try to rub their boogers on his face.] Yes, I have. I’m seeing your disgusting face. [He says as he tossed the remaining cupcake towards him.] I’m done eating.
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broke...
´ཀ` MACHINE ﹕ HEAD. (@GayDaftPunk) profile picture´ཀ` MACHINE ﹕ HEAD.@GayDaftPunk49m
sure you do .. no lmao
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i don't know... [markus started to pick his nose, digging in it before pulling it out. they held their finger out and rubbed it on argall's face.] you look like you seen something?
Argall is here💜 (@invincible_TT) profile pictureArgall is here💜@invincible_TT1h
I do, very much. [Argall chews the cupcake slowly and obnoxiously to annoy Markus more.]
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i lied i have one friend! can you do one now?
´ཀ` MACHINE ﹕ HEAD. (@GayDaftPunk) profile picture´ཀ` MACHINE ﹕ HEAD.@GayDaftPunk1h
Wow, really ? i wonder why. Of course i can. Ask me a question that isn’t stupid for once.
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i don't have any friends and it's my free day off! so machine headdddd can you do a money a spread?
´ཀ` MACHINE ﹕ HEAD. (@GayDaftPunk) profile picture´ཀ` MACHINE ﹕ HEAD.@GayDaftPunk1h
can you like. go talk to your friends or do something that doesn’t involve me
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so 50? okay! sinclair said he likes guys in cat ears and tails and who purrs trusttt
´ཀ` MACHINE ﹕ HEAD. (@GayDaftPunk) profile picture´ཀ` MACHINE ﹕ HEAD.@GayDaftPunk1h
IM 41 ?? also Dіе
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would he really? [markus watched the cupcake get taken out of his hands by argall, their smile still remained.] so you enjoy cupcakes?
Argall is here💜 (@invincible_TT) profile pictureArgall is here💜@invincible_TT1h
Oliver begs to differ. [Argall says before grabbing the cupcake out of their hand. Staring at him in the eye as he takes a bite.]
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right right...60 so can you wear cat ears and a tail and purr for us?
´ཀ` MACHINE ﹕ HEAD. (@GayDaftPunk) profile picture´ཀ` MACHINE ﹕ HEAD.@GayDaftPunk1h
Replying to @markusbites
I’M NOT FIFTY ?? and it’s not *actually* purring, it’s just fans whirring whenever my head overheats. i call it purring cause it sounds like purring .. 💧
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[markus pulls out a cupcake.] oh the GDA? i'm not too worried about them, besides i've been good!
Argall is here💜 (@invincible_TT) profile pictureArgall is here💜@invincible_TT2h
[Argall shoots him a glare.] I hope the GDA tears you apart and treat you like the monster you are.
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awww thanks for believing in me! besides i don't need to know, i have dear oliver to help me. [markus ruffles argall's hair, a stupid grin plastered across hus face.] now you play good now, oliver is busy. he has work to do.
Argall is here💜 (@invincible_TT) profile pictureArgall is here💜@invincible_TT2h
[Argall grunts as Markus dropped him, shooting them a glare as he stands back up.] You’re going to fail regardless, you don’t know the first thing about conquering. You will fail, no matter what.
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[markus didn't say anything, he knew he could kill argall in any way he wanted. they could just do it.] . . . [markus let go of argall's collar, dropping him on the ground. they knew better to indulge in this.]
Argall is here💜 (@invincible_TT) profile pictureArgall is here💜@invincible_TT2h
Replying to @invincible_TT
Do you know how it feels to be told constantly that your existence is worthless? That you’ll never amount to anything? If you truly despise me that much, then do it. My whole existence isn’t worth it, my death would just be a lesson for viltrumites and defective offsprings.
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i shouldn't indulge in your ignorance, yet i do. [he started to laugh at his actions.] oh i want to crush your head, despite my want to do that. i won't, it will be pointless to hurt you. i have more important things to worry about. like my conquest with earth.
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. . . [markus grabs argall by his collar, picking him up with ease.] you make me want to rip off your head off your worthless body. i wish father killed you when your mother gave birth to you.
Argall is here💜 (@invincible_TT) profile pictureArgall is here💜@invincible_TT3h
And you don’t think that’s bad? How he listens to you with no questions. I don’t need to intimidate him to trust me. Your childish insults and threats won’t work on me. Killing or hurting me, that’ll only prove my point. That you’re emotionally driven.
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you watch your mouth, hiding your face. your size doesn't change your true nature, stupid bug... oliver...does tell me stuff, just because he trusts you doesn't mean he doesn't trust me. he loves me like any little brother would. if i told oliver jump, he would ask me how high.
Argall is here💜 (@invincible_TT) profile pictureArgall is here💜@invincible_TT3h
It’s pitiful how defensive you are about us, about how we have a bond. Oliver understands me more than anyone else. And maybe I don’t know anything about Oliver, but I can always learn. He’s my superior after all, he could tell me things he’ll never tell you. That’s sad.
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chat should i hit a one year old?
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you really think your bond with oliver is stronger than what me and him have? you keep making me laugh. you two may the same person but you know nothing about oliver besides what you know about yourself.
Argall is here💜 (@invincible_TT) profile pictureArgall is here💜@invincible_TT4h
You may say that, but Oliver says otherwise. We both may have went through different circumstances but we are one and the same. And you’ll never understand that, that we gave a bond you’ll never have with Oliver. And it’s staying that way.
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says who.
Multi-Paul (@multi_pauls) profile pictureMulti-Paul@multi_pauls4h
I am. You can’t walk around naked on Halloween idiot.
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wow you're slut shaming me.
Multi-Paul (@multi_pauls) profile pictureMulti-Paul@multi_pauls4h
Cover yourself?? Jeez.
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