I still listen to Kanye’s music, but this would make me stop… @juliandorey
I just wanna do shows and my friends and fam came through on this one. Thank you all so much 🥰 – at Orlando, FL
I do find it ironic all my friends that think girls are “unpredictable” and “impossible to read” are also addicted to online sports gambling.
Most popular first name in the world: Mohammad
Most popular last name in the world: Wang
Still, I have yet to meet a Mohammad Wang, but I bet his food is delicious.
Every ghost hunters show has a moment where they walk into a room and they say “a chill went down my spine”, that’s why I wish my studio apartment was haunted... it would just be chilly and help with the A/C bill.
Interrogator: “what were you doing the night of April 6th?”
Flirty interrogator: “what are you doing the night of April 6th?”
“He was a boy, she was a girl... could I make it anymore obvious?”
Yes Avril, you could. You only told us the most basic thing about them.
I love in movies when a robbery happens the guy yells “hands up this is a robbery” it’s like dude you don’t have to say that you’re wearing a ski mask and pointing a gun at my face, I know this is a robbery
When I was a kid I really wanted to sleep in a race car bed...but now I’m an adult so I just get to sleep in a real car, anyway dreams really do come true
This is why @justinbieber didn’t sign his prenup... 😴😴 #JustinBieber

