Cat inspector. Insect puns bug me... History always re-tweets itself.
Bedford, England
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Mark Summers retweeted
If you want any more proof that the British public is fickle and has no memory, compare the outrage over the woman who put a cat in a bin with the hagiography for Ozzy Osbourne who admitted he shot 17 cats. Cat bin lady should have learned to sing, apparently.
Mark Summers retweeted
Who could have ever guessed that the guy who stared directly at an eclipse, thought injecting bleach would cure COVID, suggested nuking hurricanes and who wanted to rake forests, is the same guy who’s slapping tariffs on penguins? I’m fucking shocked!
Mark Summers retweeted
Whatever you do, do NOT repost this - it would make Trump suuuuuper mad. Like ketchup-throwing mad.
Mark Summers retweeted
‘Mumpsimus’, 16th century: one who insists that they are right (or wronged) when all evidence points to the contrary.
Mark Summers retweeted
Yet here you are, not doing any of those things, still not responding to the point.. x
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In 2023 we DELIVERED!
We abolished:
Meat Tax
HS2
Peter Bone
Tents
XL Bullies
School roofs
WhatsApp messages.
We cut NHS waiting lists by allowing more people to die.
Inflation has been rohypnolised & we’ve levelled up shitholes.
Cameron is back as are pints of wine
Happy 2024!
Mark Summers retweeted
Their faces look like a before and after pic of a cartoon character looking down the barrel of a just lit cannon.
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NEWS! Families prepare to gather and celebrate the birth of man who would be dismissed as a woke, leftist libtard if he lived today buff.ly/3TRRANZ
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"A day in the Life of Sue Republican.
Sue gets up at 6 a.m. and fills her coffeepot with water to prepare her morning coffee. The water is clean and good because some tree-hugging liberal fought for minimum water-quality standards.
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Mark Summers retweeted
It’s remarkable that Sunak and govt ministers have the opportunity to affect millions of lives - to help people achieve more, to help ease the suffering of millions, to raise children out of poverty - and instead they use this opportunity to make a few rich folk even richer.
Mark Summers retweeted
listen up, stupids:
Donald Trump doesn't have any evidence of election fraud in Georgia.
zip. nada. none.
if he did, you would have seen it two and a half years ago.
it would be playing 24/7 on Fox News, all day long.
but there is no evidence — only allegations and conjecture and wishful thinking, all of which have been debunked by the REPUBLICANS who run Georgia.
think about it: don't you think that GEORGIA REPUBLICANS would have wanted Trump to win their state?
GEORGIA REPUBLICANS had every incentive to find voter fraud. and so they looked, and they found NOTHING.
and they told Donald Trump they found nothing, and all his whiny "oh please please please won't somebody find me some votes" phone calls weren't going to change that.
and that's why Donald Trump hasn't shown you any evidence. because there is none.
now grow up and get on with your lives, we're all tired of hearing you whine.
and if you're that fucking gullible that you believe whatever impossible drivel falls out of Donald Trump's face, I have six bankrupt casinos in Atlantic City to sell you
