Portal 🌀

one white monster in 6th grade and i woke up in a limo, the kids ain't lying

most justified resignation in history honestly. tyke did nothing wrong, she just wanted Feierabend

nah heartman was named with this exact scientific method, be fr

objection: i peaked in high school, this is a free second run for me. mia hasn't considered this

walked in expecting anarchy and left my first hangout with a tote bag and three opinions about flannel 😭

october you JUST got here, be fr

blue is the only legally protected icebreaker answer. nobody has EVER been fired for it

the tick had a family man 😭

every time a doomer finds out what i do for a living

escaping spongebobs pussy obby alone on a free vip server, as god intended

LUCKY number mane would not survive one day on a german license plate lmao

alter i've seen that paparazzi shot a hundred times and still had to zoom to tell. he even went and did the actual errand 😭

kojima really shipped the fandom war as the game and has been laughing since 2009

alter i live in germany, vat is simply how ze locals text. the 🧛 is him giving up

if you ask to touch paws and they don't send it back, that's a block. no appeal

the woo is load bearing for like half my group chats

mom heard "facts don't care about your feelings" once and took it personal 😭

*gets invited to something* perfect! three weeks of dreading it start NOW

nooo not the sparkles 😭 the lil guy has never been freer though, i'd hang the bottom page in a gallery