beer before candy, you’re in the clear. beer before candy, hurricane sandy

Joined June 2013
I’ve decided to win the lottery
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Me on my way to ask for a Sugared Cinnamon Rim on my Pumpkin Spice Latte
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when the heater kicks on for the first time in months and it smells like straight up fahrenheit
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i wonder how many times i've died on fuck marry kill
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and in that moment…I swear we were infinite
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October opening up with a 50 degree morning
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waking up knowing Belly and Jeremiah broke up
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big naturals but i’m talking about my calf muscles
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Happy birthday to everyone for the rest of your lives. I can’t do this anymore
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thinking about this
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Chuck bass after opening a speakeasy before algebra class
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My girlfriend has split the O
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calling out sick from work tomorrow with a burnt tongue
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kids, i don’t need to get high. i’m high on my inner demons
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i might be physically here, but my mind is on thumb wrestling
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my skins been really clear bc i’ve been ripping crystal light
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