@matsonj

excel user & data enthusiast. living the dream at MotherDuck

Seattle, WA
Joined July 2008
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Hot dog!
A New Jersey-based fan named Rev Ciancio visited 77 different ballparks this season. At each one, he would get a hot dog with mustard, eat it after “Take Me Out to the Ballgame,” and grade it. Here are his top 10: 10. Joliet Slammers (National Association of Professional Baseball): A “rock solid” offering. 9. Lehigh Valley Iron Pigs (Triple-A PHI): “Exactly what a ballpark hot dog is supposed to taste like.” 8. Sussex County Miners (National Association of Professional Baseball): “They’re the only team that I’ve been to that has a ripper, where they’re actually deep-frying the hot dog.” 7. Albuquerque Isotopes (Triple-A COL): “It’s almost foul to highlight how good the hot dog was because there’s so much good there.” 6. Boston Red Sox: “This is one of the Major League stadiums where the lore of the hot dog holds true.” 5. Richmond Flying Squirrels (Double-A SF): “It was just a well-rounded hot dog. Like there was magic and you don’t know why.” 4. Brooklyn Cyclones (High-A NYM): “It’s part of their culture to have a good hot dog.” 3. Chicago Cubs: “I feel like Chicago teams have a right and a duty to produce good hot dogs.” 2. Chicago Dogs (American Association): The poppyseed bun was an “ingredient difference maker.” 1. Reading Fightin Phils (Double-A Phillies): “When you eat a hot dog at Reading, it’s as though every single hot dog was individually cooked. One person took one hot dog and made sure it was perfect.” Read about Ray here: atmlb.com/4sjmoGx
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Jacob Matson retweeted
This is a major contribution for agents everywhere. Amazing work. I see some creative patterns here that I hadn’t seen before and you should really check it out.
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I just prompted claude "If the data doesnt support my original point we can disregard this analysis"
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my grok bot just saved me $55/mo with my home internet provider. i think this might be the current killer use case
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Clone excel make no mistakes
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in rust btw
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Hottest job of 2026
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RIP king, this scene is load bearing to my psyche
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we are so back
> check my nba box score site for first time this season > api calls are 403ing > look into it > nba has blocked all vercel IPs
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claude is funny though "oh well, lets use the espn api instead"
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> check my nba box score site for first time this season > api calls are 403ing > look into it > nba has blocked all vercel IPs
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are there any excel zero days any more or did that end in the early 2000s
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this was my first car
The extraordinary organic futurism of British designer Ross Lovegrove Creator of the most remarkable objects of the late 1990s and early 2000s
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i regret not getting an iPhone Duo so i could do this bit
Texting is really nice on the Duo
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is this marketing? 🦋
my first act as head of PMM at MotherDuck is putting an ad on hotdogbench
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my first act as head of PMM at MotherDuck is putting an ad on hotdogbench
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Jacob Matson retweeted
she's a 10 but that was supposed to be a random 384-bit number
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