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Matt Raz parody account. award-winning producer of sights & sounds like: HIGH LOW WITH @EMRATA, HBO'S INSECURITEA & CHAT SH!T, THE READ, & THE COMBAT JACK SHOW.

Queens, NY
Joined June 2007
POV: you’re Matt and people just won’t let you be great
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first reaction to this headline before i continued reading is who tf buys their blunts off of amazon
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wow thank god for ai. how did we ever manage to pick out backpacks before this revolutionary technology?
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totally normal
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if this isn't the most Riley Grunch-iest looking mfer i've ever seen
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gotta be one of the funniest names i've heard in weeks, if not months
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Replying to @theashleyray
you've really made it
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i’m good, thanks
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good news: twitter algorithm is "fixed" bad news: a portal to the multiverse has formed in the trending topics section
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never know who you’re gonna run into on the way home from getting ice cream
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based rick steves
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Replying to @paulscheer
@paulscheer Hey Paul, sorry if this isn’t the best channel for this but didn’t know where else to relay this: the Discord link in episodes of Unspooled (as recently as last ep) seems to be dead, gives the attached error
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I mean at least try to come up with something believable
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and another thing! that… wasn’t the concept of CRS
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