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I could've gone pro if it wasn't for my bum knee.

Joined February 2011
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‘Not his biggest fan of course’ I artfully caveat lest members of my peer group should judge me unfavourably for wishing a person not to die.
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Look at this. Even for US cable news talk, this is a level of stupidity that might never be matched. And it involves an MSNBC anchor and a member of the New York Times board!!!
I found it. The dumbest thing ever on TV. It’ll never top this. xitter.gq/iamscottenglish/status…
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Every year as we move away from the events of 9/11, I find the images of the towers falling don’t impact the way they use to. I now try to focus on individual stories from that day to help remind me of the emotions I felt. This year I want to focus on the dogs of 9/11
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Phil mate the party you joined let you put 'I want to bring back hanging' on a leaflet.
Sorry Matt, I’m afraid the Conservative Party has been taken over by unelected advisors, entryists and usurpers who are trying to turn it from a broad church into an extreme right-wing faction. Sadly, it is not the party I joined.
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2009: Let's have middle America bail out the big banks 2019: Let's have middle America bail out the educated class
Student debt isn't a personal failure, it's a systemic failure. That’s why the solutions need to be system-wide—and why individuals shouldn’t be left shouldering that burden alone. trib.al/hR1u4SS
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The correct response from "loyal opposition" would be relief that a President is not involved in foreign collusion
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(Tears of joy. They're tears of joy.) #oscars
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how can parasites not have a host
The Academy is considering not having any host at all bit.ly/2EdqcCX
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Hold your nerve boys. It's begging to come home!
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I have to say just at the moment it would be appear to have at least set off on its way home.
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If only we had been smart enough to elect Hillary, she'd make sure that all of the slaves in the Libyan markets she fomented would be sold as a family unit. xitter.gq/HillaryClinton/status/…
Replying to @HillaryClinton
We should be a better country than one that tears families apart, turns a blind eye to women fleeing domestic violence, and treats frightened children as a means to a political end.
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Joachim Löw won't be able to resist his sweaty bollocks at the moment. #GERMEX
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Kanye West as a political compass
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A man has been convicted in a UK court of making a joke that was deemed "grossly offensive". If you don't believe in a person's right to say things that you might find "grossly offensive", then you don't believe in Freedom of Speech.
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When they said you wouldn't be back
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