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Sod it, Angela. Let's just wet ourselves. 🏳️‍🌈

Liverpool, UK (not Birkenhead)
Joined May 2009
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happy birthday liz dawn thank you for giving us vera at weddings ❤️
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just watched this 5 times in a row. she’s everything omg
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Watching The Creature From The Pit is now illegal under uk law.
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Frankie after being evicted #BBUK
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Liat fto ini ih lucu bgt bapak satu ini. Trus iseng buka profile nya kaget bgt hahaha
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obsessed with the forced twinks bad edit just to push rochelle for the win, evil old hag with her producer son #BBUK
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Fucking shit himself when they jumped up😂😂😂
This is what’s coming to uk people
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I was in court and this man most certainly did not get ejected because he was not an approved journalist. He got ejected because he continually and loudly passed wind until he soiled himself. The worst thing I have ever smelt in my life.
I've just been ejected from Court Number 2 where Tommy @TRobinsonNewEra is expecting his verdict. I sat in the press section & they asked me to move on. I suggested only state approved journalists are allowed? A little shit from MSM said yes. I said, "Like the Soviet Union & NAZI Germany?"
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Ms Ballas #Strictly
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every time i watch the exorcist i get to this scene and i'm like yeah man that is some of my favorite looking 40 seconds of film ever
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Whenever I'm feeling a bit down I just rewatch Lauren Harries having the worst five minutes of her life in the #bbuk    house
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My date of birth feels like a celebrity to me. Whenever I see it written somewhere random, like on a movie poster or a milk carton, I'm like omg there she is! Ugh, she looks great :)
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OK but why does Ross Kemp walk like a sim? #CelebrityTraitors
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oh my god they’ve added a 24/7 classic corrie channel to itvx this is NOT A DRILL
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Microsoft Teams changing your status to "Away" because you took 3 minutes to stare out the window and ponder life is genuinely passive-aggressive.
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I fucking love this show
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Twinks is giving Tish from the League of Gentlemen. #BBUK
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#OnThisDay 7 October 1974 An unusual sequence in #CoronationStreet shows the competition winners preparing to draw lots to determine who will go to the Bahamas during which the viewer "hears" the thoughts of Bet Lynch, Annie Walker and Rita Littlewood.
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when Alanis sings “how bout getting off of these antibiotics” i’m like wait why. they were prescribed for an infection! finish the script you whacky bitch!!!
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Gays opening their stockings on Christmas Day: #BBUK
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