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I'm a new woman. But I'm still Mrs. Customer.

Joined May 2021
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🇵🇸.🇾🇪. forever.
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who wants to shave my legs for me
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theater laughed after the trailer for Josephine played. fyi
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doll struggling with the transition in attraction from gay guys to straight guys so she still clamors for that fag heat
Pier Paolo Pasolini and María Callas on the set of 'Medea' (1969).
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ao3 writers would freak out if they learned about torrenting
“i didn’t consent to people sharing my work” you kinda did when you uploaded it to the public archive with the big download button on it
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my thing about performance for the screen is that it’s fine, often beautiful, if you got your chops in the theater and have adapted those lessons to film, but if you’re just straight up acting for the stage while the camera is rolling, i can’t stand it
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still: i prefer an actor who genuinely understands how to move with/for/in front of the frame rather than just…….. “take direction”
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maxie (colonizer) 🥩 retweeted
“What does she see in that guy?” I make her laugh.
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dressing up as a bitch who hates you for halloween
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this mess gets rehashed because latin americans and romance-speaking western europeans hate that the US education system teaches the 7-continent model in geography lessons and doesn’t recongnize a single continent known as “America”
I love how the original French says “United-Stater”but since this does not exist in English - proving OP right - the AI translates it to “American”, a non-US exclusive term, and *United-Staters* don’t get it lol
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this is all downstream of the fact that upon independence there was no dominant indigenous ethnic group for obvious reasons. the federation of colonial entities into a new state required a name which would please settlers with no national identity beyond a sense of land ownership
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NOW there is a dominant NON-indigenous ethnic group WITH a national identity: they call themselves “americans” instead of “united-staters” because the latter sounds stupid to the human ear
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i’m roxxxy andrews and i’m here to make it clear
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oh am i not supposed to be leaving voicemail anymore
The decline of the “phone call” means you can’t sample your ex’s voicemails for your post-hardcore band anymore.
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when fem gay guys have a positive relationship with their genitals it’s like ugh i guess you really are a man, that’s no fun
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H gives you two thirds of the northeast megalopolis so i’m not sure why anyone would ever need anything else. the only thing you’d probably miss is being able to access rural/small town/coastal new england, which can basically be replicated in NJ & PA
You have to stay in one circle for the rest of your life. Which one are you picking?
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what is this whole concern with maintaining parity between the two big stupid parties in perpetuity? who gives a fuck
Proposed trade: we make western NY its own state at the same time, creating two Republican senate seats to pair with the two new blue seats, and freeing western NY from downstates regulatory and tax burdens
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i like starting a tab at a bar, it reminds me that i have disposable income and am not as much of a failure as i usually assume
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Crunchwrap supreme
Thinking about things like "notary public," "body politic," phrases where English puts the modifier after the noun like a Romance language. There must be some other examples
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literally thought this was Maisie
Tell them winter came for House Dion 🐺🗡️
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