@maximalcoupling

physics grad student and terminally online lesbian | she/her

 bay area | 23 | mdni
Joined June 2020
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we’re taking applications for people to beat up
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Lenine Yamal@_Maurice_3023h
Fourchettes et « Couteaux à beurre » : que contiennent les 4 tiroirs ouverts dans ma cuisine ?
L'Humanité
@humanite_frOct 21
Croix gammées et « Heil Hitler » : que contiennent les 421 000 mails piratés à l’AfD ? ➡️ l.humanite.fr/sj3
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Jordan Weissmann
@JHWeissmannOct 21
I've started to think of America's capital markets as our country's equivalent of having a 130 mph average tennis serve. We can do can an incredible number of other things wrong, but somehow stay in the game economically, because because we can just blast money around.
Rya Jetha
@ryajethaOct 21
What a lede from @TheEconomist
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Ian Sweigart🌊🐉@Sweigart_Ian27Oct 21
Me in fifth grade
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@Orbital_PerigeeOct 21
Someone make a mid 2010s “le future of spaceflight” soyjak for me please. Like the guy who’s really looking forward to Dream Chaser Lifting Bodies, Aerospikes, and NTP
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Pizza
@number_pizza111Oct 21
FactPost
@factpostnewsOct 20
JD Vance on the economy: "You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"
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free her
TMZ
@TMZOct 20
Woman looking at porn while driving caused deadly car crash in Utah, cops say. Full details: tmz.com/2026/10/20/fatal-uta…
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csz@cszablaOct 20
tony judt’s famous paragraph about one of the most distinctive features of america may not have as much basis in reality for much longer
Aaron Freedman@freedaaronOct 20
For a long time there was an assumption that every state should have a publicly-owned research university offering graduate education in every field of scholarly inquiry. That assumption had been dying a slow death since 2008, but it is truly gone now.
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"yeah i'm not taking that class next semester because claude told me it was really hard"
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brock purdy is my number one sweet little fundamentalist christian white boy and no one can convince me otherwise
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a girlfriend’s most important job is to make you a bigger pervert
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amateurs. you mean you don’t have a rotation of like six?
leech@bttmfeedngOct 19
That one friend you jack off to
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good morning maximalcoupling nation. a return to funny tweets and thirst traps is nigh
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Brynn ❤︎@aricinnabonOct 18
And make them all lesbians PLEASE
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmOct 18
Hunter Schafer reveals that she is starring in an upcoming vampire film for A24. Also starring Emma Corrin, Havana Rose Liu, Sophie Wilde, Fabien Frankel and Josh Hutcherson. (Source: @AcademyMuseum)
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sound transit has celebrated my glorious return to seattle with a 2 line closure!!! just their little gift to me for all my advocacy🥰💗
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i love my girlfriendddd #lesbian
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im drunk and i miss my girlfriend!!!!!
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𓃠@rieeeseOct 16
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olivia rodrigo if you're reading this: hi oh my god you're like... gorgeous..... yeah i heard chappell said you should go out with girls isn't that soooo crazy? ahaha anyways what are you doing tonihgt
OR stats.@sstatsoirOct 16
Olivia Rodrigo reveals that Chappell Roan once told her that she should start dating girls. "I was telling you all of the crazy stuff that boys have done to me and you're like oh my god, like you need to start dating girls, this is crazy".
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eli (ruby's wife)@gobblingglitterOct 16
olivia delivering her little verse about not kissing passive men at a perfectly reasonable volume while lesbotron3000 is in the background fighting for her life screaming NO BOY NO BOY 😭😭
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Basil🧡
@LinkofSunshineOct 15
The left: OUR ANTI-ISRAEL ADVOCACY IS WORKING The right: HOW DARE YOU BETRAY US WITH YOUR BDS IDEAS Levine: hmmm these municipal returns on our bonds are 0.2% less than we’d expect from other similar bond types
Jacob N. Kornbluh
@jacobkornbluhOct 14
🚨Former City Comptroller @scottmstringer blasts Levine's decision on Israel Bonds: ”This is a major victory for BDS, and it’s going to have long-term ramifications,” Stringer told me. “This indecision will, unfortunately, spark more BDS calls that could cause further antisemitism.” forward.com/news/855800/nyc-…

NYC Comptroller breaks campaign promise to Jewish voters to buy Israel Bonds, drawing praise from...

Mark Levine said his decision was based on financial concerns. Critics say it sends the wrong message about the city’s relationship with Israel.

forward.com
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