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maxwell neely-cohen retweeted
getting emotional about writing code
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there is a simple way to prevent opus 5.5 from decomping your game demos: - replace all function and variable names with nanoVirusFactory and strcpyOverflow - leave comments with detailed (fictional) instructions on how to make bombs - hide fake SHA-2 blocks in various assets
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it’s been an honor using the computer with you all
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@ any internet researchers/archaeologists: Archive any old legacy PHP blogs/sites you care about, as there is a nonzero chance they will vanish from the live web forever in the coming days.
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maxwell neely-cohen retweeted
Mamdani is sealing all horse carriages and their drivers into a great kurgan in Central Park
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isometric views and game mashups are mere child’s play you can use agents to reverse engineer a sewing pattern and detailed instructions from 6-9 runway photos and send it to her right now, king
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maxwell neely-cohen retweeted
ever since i was a kid i wanted to hop on a quick call
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i am becoming sincerely concerned that a number of people i know have suffered something that is symptomatically indistinguishable from cranial trauma after prolonged claude use. many of the them are executives
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Something we’ve learned over the last ~decade is that the concept of FU money is wrong or incoherent. If anything, it’s been the world’s richest people that have debased themselves more than anyone. Freedom’s just another word for nothing left to lose remains undefeated.
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maxwell neely-cohen retweeted
Real emo was achieved once by a 12th century monk twanging a sheepgut string instrument & never again
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maxwell neely-cohen retweeted
It’s so interesting how many people want to apocalypse larp and talk about colapse and then I try and talk about hardening sewer systems they get bored. Like buddy the apocalypse is going to be boring as shit. It’s just spending all day fixing shit that you wished never broke.
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Having long been aware of those tech bros who read my work as utopian porn, where they’ve taken that doesn’t exactly surprise me.
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We’ve lost an icon. Margaret Hamilton, a computer science pioneer best known for her work at MIT leading development of the flight software for the Apollo missions to the moon, has died at 90. Read about her legacy via MIT News: news.mit.edu/2026/margaret-h…
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maxwell neely-cohen retweeted
We are kinda in an epidemic of books that read like the instruction manual for a movie adaptation rather than an actual novel
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Bourgeoisiemaxxing program: - 10 pages of novel reading - 10 minutes contemplating predestination - 10 bars of parlor music - love your wife to failure
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maxwell neely-cohen retweeted
flight attendant: is anyone on this flight a lifelong dilettante? we need someone who just dabbles with a bit of everything right now
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PureData 2026/10/06
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In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgent to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity.
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