@maxthomm

The original 3 Beer oomfie. Retired D3 Track chump. Shortest member of Beer Twitter. Probably tweeting about my cat.

 Houston, TX
Joined April 2015
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Ulrich Kessler@kessler_ulrich16h
Every Pope in my lifetime doesn't want to be the Pope, he wants to be the Dalai Lama
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Utah_Man_Sir
@Utah_Man_Sir17h
Pat McAfee after someone did an impression of him.
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Awful Announcing
@awfulannouncingOct 26
Pat McAfee ‘very, very uncomfortable’ at University of Utah due to light criticism, alludes to Charlie Kirk assassination awfulannouncing.com/espn/pat…

Pat McAfee 'very, very uncomfortable' at University of Utah due to light criticism, alludes to...

Pat McAfee said that a video of Utah students making fun of him made him "very uncomfortable" and alluded to the Charlie Kirk assassination.

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No cricketer is making a play like this, ever
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Jeremy Olsen@JeremyOlsen41Oct 27
Utah student- “haha he will probably say something corny like Houston, we’ve got a problem!” (Pat McAfee is known for saying corny things which is fine and people love him for it) Another Utah student- “haha love you Pat! Keep a shirt on!” Pat McAfee-
Chris Vannini
@ChrisVanniniOct 27
Replying to @ChrisVannini
I asked ESPN and Utah for comment about McAfee and the relationship with Utah moving forward. This was ESPN's response. nytimes.com/athletic/7727393…
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SleeperRoyals
@SleeperRoyals21h
On this day 11 years ago, Alex Gordon proved he knew clutch, tying game one of the World Series in the 9th with a solo blast off Jeurys Familia👑
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It's National Jimbo Day! 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛
Pop Base
@PopBaseOct 27
Today is National Black Cat Day.
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Pop Base
@PopBaseOct 27
Today is National Black Cat Day.
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This would have actually been good if Bill was on Sax.
The White House
@WhiteHouseOct 26
Dems are washed up. 🎷
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Just saw a chick down two beer steins in 25 minutes and drive home, I should have asked for her number.
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Pat McAfee is so brave going on air so soon after his assassination attempt 😂
NFL on ESPN
@ESPNNFLOct 26
Crowd: "Dallas Sucks." Marcus Spears: "Y'all do too." Former Cowboy Marcus Spears not feeling the chants from the Philadelphia crowd on Monday Night Countdown 😅
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I've seen more movement on a Nori Aoki throw from the outfield.
D.@BharatDwellerOct 26
Baseball players think a full toss is a big deal lol 😭 They haven't seen the bounce, swing, seam movement, and spin of a cricket ball.
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Virat Kohli would shit himself trying to hit an Aroldis Chapman fastball.
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UD@utahdolphinOct 26
Pat McAfee thinking he’s important enough to get assassinated is much funnier than anytime he’s taken his shirt off
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@__LV19__Oct 26
I hate Harrison Butker. Go preach at some anti abortion rally or something you fucking loser. 7 million dollars and you suck shit at the one thing you’re employed to do.
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@hoodimahomesOct 26
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MahomesToKelce
@kcmojimmyOct 26
Idc if I get fired, I am a proud supporter of ICE. My name is Harrison Butker and I work for the Kansas City Chiefs.
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Josh Dubow
@JoshDubowAPOct 26
Harrison Butker's 15 missed kicks (10 FGs, 5 PATs) since start of last season are the most in NFL.
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With every missed kick, Harrison Butker is one day closer to running for the Missouri State Senate.
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.@ChiefsPIsWin_Oct 26
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