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The X-era satirist

Moscow, Russia
Joined February 2009
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How AI is better at programming? If you tell AI it made a mistake - it will find it and admit it, and fix it. Now go try telling a human software engineer that they made a mistake. In the best case scenario - a lot of time will be wasted arguing.
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Women who complain about men have chosen the men they complain about
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Communication efficiency, ranked: 1. Telepathy 2. Talk in person 3. Text 4. FaceTime 5. Phone call
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Mass Effect Main Story: - ME1 - Arrival DLC - ME3 Before Catalyst Catalyst: - makes ME1 stupid - makes ME2 a side quest Sovereign poor sod, couldn't even use Collectors. Harbinger crazy fuck - not using Collectors to secure Alpha relay, building Human Reaper instead, why?
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The Russian word for "family" is "семья" - it can be divided into two words "семь" and "я". The first one means "seven" and the other - "I" as in the one they claim is absent from the team. So seven people: 1. a baby 2. mom 3. dad 4-5. dad's parents 6-7. mom's parents Ponder
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The problem of DAV with a non-binary Qunari having fitting in issues breaks down with "be glad you are not Qunari mage, though I wish you were" which player did not even had an option to use
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If you had to choose an Asari milf and your choice was: 1. Benezia in ME1 2. 700 yo Liara in cancelled ME Ask yourself who would Will Ryker choose? it's Benezia, hands down.
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There's a huge difference between Communism and Communists: - Communism - a theory about post-scarcity economy -> society - Communists - idiots who can't wait.
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Rewatching BSG is still entertaining: - Cylon A accuses Cylon B of being an accomplice of Cylon C - B denies accusation on the grounds of not knowing C was a Cylon - A doesn't believe B and accuses B of being a Cylon too
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Мировой Океан знаете? Я помиру пустил
Баренцево море знаете? Я там как барин тусил.
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The only thing that LLMs remove in art is just the manual labor skill gap.
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In music industry for a long time Sound Engineers were kings, paid enormously more than actual music producers (visioners). That changed with advent of synths and DAWs on PCs. Now visioners are rightfully kings. Same pattern develops right now in Games Industry.
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There are two kinds of people: 1. Those who know that our digestive (mouth, stomach, gut, colon, bladder, urethra), respiratory (sinuses, lungs), and (for women) reproductive (womb, vagina) systems, plus cavities I forgot — are outside our bodies 2. Those who just went "wot?"
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In English, to come also means to cum In Russian, to finish also means to cum Russians finish, while English prematurely ejaculate right after they have come.
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In the game of lies, speaking the truth is cheating.
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Yous'all ain't gonna believe dis, said an American Scott.
btw if you hate saying "y'all" bc it sounds too american you can always steal "yous" from us scots :)
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They maintain the lie that Russia attacked Ukraine without a reason nor provocation. It means that Russia doesn't need a reason to attack any country. It means Russia can attack at any moment. Any country. PANIC NOW
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What if Universe is nested, and UFOs that we see are just how we see the upper universe efforts of examining ours with microscopes and other tools.
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Let's learn from the lessons of history. What did the Poland do on October 3, 1938? A) supported Nazi Germany by attacking Czechoslovakia B) violated international treaties C) invented a pretext to attack its neighbor D) all of the above answers are true
Uczmy się z lekcji historii. Co zrobił Związek Radziecki 17 września 1939 roku? A) wsparł nazistowskie Niemcy atakując Polskę B) pogwałcił traktaty miedzynarodowe C) wymyślił pretekst by zaatakować swojego sąsiada D) wszystkie powyższe odpowiedzi są prawdziwe
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