minister yeenus

found pumpkin spice ipa. yes i have been buzzed for the last six hours

i’m 30 yrs old and i still don’t know what flat footed means :(

i know being ageist in the work place is Bad but it just took me twenty minutes to explain to an older coworker how to automatically resize windows by dragging them to the sides of the screen and letting go. I had to get so pedantic, verging into active condensation for her

the term moralfagging is so funny because yeah i am more moral than you im not a pedophile

tbh idk why gay ppl get made when homophobes call being openly gay ‘a lifestyle’ bc like ya they’re right you can either choose your lifestyle to be closeted and live a lie or your lifestyle could be authentic happiness

company that doesn’t pay me enough is asking for fund raising donations

just got off the phone with a provider that missed my call yesterday. he said ‘sorry it’s been a crazy week and it’s only monday’ girl it’s tuesday

All these french memes have been wonderful for practicing reading french