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PhD. Chronically ill cat lady. Video game enthusiast. I raise money for charity.

TX
Joined September 2008
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I could use your help reaching my fundraising goal. Every single share and donation makes a difference. gofundme.com/f/urgent-assist…
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sorry i’m losing it not camptown races
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A friend of mine was just told by the pastor at the church she wants to get married in that she isn't allowed to wear makeup for the ceremony. wtf
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I really miss my twitter people
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Henrik vomited all over my bed just before I left for work this morning
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Can't wait to start 2024 paying 14,000 to have my waste lines rerouted and my bathroom floors destroyed
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If you would like to help me with Henley's upcoming bills I've listed a buncha stuff on eBay! ebay.com/usr/dramamuse
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I am so tired of bad things happening all of the time.
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Today's migraine fun is an olfactory hallucination, but now everything smells like chocolate chip cookies so I'll fucking take it
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My boss's grandmother died so now I get to go handout 540 cookies in the park
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I would not say this hair dye situation is a subtle change lol
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I got up at 7:30, got ready, left my house and did things, and now it is naptimes
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Ugh. A lot of people have left Twitter, but not enough people are on either of the other options and having three apps all at the same time is too overwhelming
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just got contacted by one of my Scottish relatives who was matched with me on 23andme :)
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I got paid today and with all my bills I somehow only have $220 to get to December 8th, my next payday. I hate this so much.
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