Replying to @punishedgarage
That’s what took out the Maytag repairman. Heart blew out from doinking all the Tupperware squirrels
Prof. Mayn-nerd Brain-nerd retweeted
"horny" has killed more people than all the volcanos on earth combined
Prof. Mayn-nerd Brain-nerd retweeted
Please, I pray, don’t let me have to use this on my father’s birthday weekend. #MLKDay
Seriously, this business of posting replies on my TL without including the OP is fucking irritating, bordering on infuriating. Might take a few days break. Ffs El*n, get your shit together
Every time my TL malfunctions like this I want to grab el*n by the scruff of his neck and rub his nose in it
100% accurate
Current Soundtrack of 2023…
#Laterthatday by the lyrical-sonic beast @lyricsborn baby!
First heard this album 2003 & 20years later it grooves F’N harder than ever.
You’re a goddamn wordsmith LB.
Thank you 🙏 for the freshness that is LATER THAT DAY.
Peep it if you haven’t.
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Replying to @deepimpactcrier
there is a ceiling to how bad they can make it before i log out. it’s high but i’m now convinced it exists.




















