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๐ŸŽค | The Lush Life boy for Adelaide, Australia, executes a beautiful backflip for the crowd. ๐ŸŒบ
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์ผ๋ณธ ์˜ˆ๋Šฅ์—์„œ ์ฝ”๋ฏธ๋””์–ธ์ด ์‹ค์ œ๋กœ ์„ฑํญํ–‰๋‹นํ•œ ์‚ฌ๊ฑด ์ผ๋ณธ์˜ ์œ ๋ช… ์ฝ”๋ฏธ๋””์–ธ ๋ฐ๊ฐ€์™€ ๋ฐ์“ฐ๋กœ(ๅ‡บๅทๅ“ฒๆœ—)๊ฐ€ ํ˜ธ์ฃผ ์‹œ๋“œ๋‹ˆ์˜ ๊ฒŒ์ด ๋ฐ”์— ๋“ค์–ด๊ฐ”์Œ. ์ถœ์—ฐ ์ค‘์ด๋˜ ์˜ˆ๋Šฅ ํ”„๋กœ๊ทธ๋žจ '์ „ํŒŒ์†Œ๋…„'์˜ ์ดฌ์˜ ๋•Œ๋ฌธ์ด์—ˆ๋Š”๋ฐ, ๊ธฐํš์€ ์—์ด์ฆˆ ์˜ˆ๋ฐฉ ์บ ํŽ˜์ธ. ์†๋‹˜๋“ค์—๊ฒŒ ์ฝ˜๋”์„ ๋‚˜๋ˆ ์ฃผ๋ผ๋Š” ํ™ฉ๋‹นํ•œ ์ž„๋ฌด๋ฅผ ๋ฐ›์€ ๊ฒƒ. ์นด๋ฉ”๋ผ๋งจ์€ ํ•จ๊ป˜ ๋“ค์–ด๊ฐˆ ์ˆ˜ ์—†์–ด ๋ฐ๊ฐ€์™€๋Š” ๊ฐ€์Šด์— ๋ฌด์„  ๋งˆ์ดํฌ๋งŒ ๋‹ฌ๊ณ  ํ˜ผ์ž ๊ฐ€๊ฒŒ ์•ˆ์œผ๋กœ ๋“ค์–ด๊ฐ”์Œ. ๊ทธ๋Š” ์†๋‹˜๋“ค์—๊ฒŒ ์ฝ˜๋”์„ ๊ฑด๋„ค๋ฉฐ "๋‹น์‹ ์ด ๋‚ด ํƒ€์ž…์ด์•ผ!" "๋‹น์‹ ์„ ์›ํ•ด!"๋ผ๊ณ  ๋งํ–ˆ๋Š”๋ฐ, ๊ทธ ๋ง์ด ๋ฌธ์ œ์˜ ์‹œ์ž‘์ด์—ˆ์Œ. ๊ฐ‘์ž๊ธฐ ๊ฑด์žฅํ•œ ๋‚จ์„ฑ 6~7๋ช…์ด ๊ทธ๋ฅผ 2์ธต์œผ๋กœ ๋ฐ๋ ค๊ฐ”๊ณ , ์˜ท์„ ๋ชจ๋‘ ๋ฒ—๊ธด ๋’ค ๋‹น๊ตฌ๋Œ€ ์œ„์— ๋ถ™์žก์•„ ๋ˆ•ํ˜”์Œ. ๋ฐ๊ฐ€์™€๋Š” ๋งˆ์ดํฌ๋ฅผ ํ–ฅํ•ด "ํ•ดํ”„๋‹! ํ•ดํ”„๋‹!"์ด๋ผ๋ฉฐ ๋ฐ–์— ์žˆ๋Š” ์ œ์ž‘์ง„์—๊ฒŒ ๋„์›€์„ ์š”์ฒญํ•จ. ํ•˜์ง€๋งŒ ์•„๋ฌด๋„ ๋“ค์–ด์˜ค์ง€ ์•Š์•˜์Œ. ๊ทธ๋•Œ ๋‚จ์„ฑ ์ค‘ ํ•œ ๋ช…์ด ๋ฐ๊ฐ€์™€๊ฐ€ ๋‚˜๋ˆ ์ค€ ์ฝ˜๋”์„ ์ง์ ‘ ์ฐฉ์šฉํ•˜๊ธฐ ์‹œ์ž‘ํ–ˆ๋Š”๋ฐ...
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Wrong spelling pa ang tshirt dapat JEJE para accurate eme
Ganun pala dapat. Pag nag-nakaw ka sa gobyerno, gamit ka lang ng simpleng tote bag pag mauto mo ang mga tao na hindi ka magnanakaw. Kahit ikaw ang may-ari ng lahat ng Jollibee sa inyo at monopolyo mo ang catering sa city hall niyo. ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿค๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธ๐Ÿ…พ๏ธ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธ๐Ÿ…พ๏ธ #TatakDuterte #DuterteLegacy
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โ€œItโ€™s frightful that people who are so ignorant should have so much influence.โ€ โ€” George Orwell
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#SciNews ๐—ฆ๐—–๐—˜๐—ก๐—ง๐—˜๐—— ๐—ช๐—”๐—ซ ๐— ๐—˜๐—Ÿ๐—ง๐—ฆ ๐—–๐—ข๐—จ๐—Ÿ๐—— ๐—ฃ๐—ข๐—Ÿ๐—Ÿ๐—จ๐—ง๐—˜ ๐—œ๐—ก๐——๐—ข๐—ข๐—ฅ ๐—”๐—œ๐—ฅ ๐—ฆ๐—œ๐— ๐—œ๐—Ÿ๐—”๐—ฅ ๐—ง๐—ข ๐——๐—œ๐—˜๐—ฆ๐—˜๐—Ÿ ๐—˜๐—ซ๐—›๐—”๐—จ๐—ฆ๐—ง Scented wax melts may release potentially concerning levels of airborne nanoparticles despite producing no flame, according to a study published in Environmental Science & Technology Letters. Researchers investigated scented wax melts in a residential test house and found that fragrance compounds called terpenes reacted with ozone in the air, forming large numbers of nanoscale particles. These particles are small enough to be inhaled deep into the respiratory system, although their specific health effects remain uncertain. The findings challenge the assumption that flame-free fragrance products are necessarily pollution-free. However, the study does not establish that wax melts produce pollution equivalent to diesel exhaust under all conditions. Researchers highlight the importance of studying everyday sources of indoor air pollution. #candle #pollution #Undas2026
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Yes, this is real. The First Lady posted this message. Honestly, have we no shame?
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The ranking members of the House Judiciary and Oversight Committees have written a letter to President Trump asking whether he has been soliciting advice from Grok in order to help carry out his official duties as President of the United States. They also demanded that he preserve any prompts sent to Grok, ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini, and Perplexity, as well as outputs in response to those prompts, that were 'submitted to AI chatbots in carrying out your constitutional, statutory, or other official or ceremonial duties.' The letter was provided by Politico.
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Anong pake kung merong buntis. Unless galing sa nakaw na buwis ninyo magpapagatas at diaper, wala na kayo dun.
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Alex Eala on fans & detractors online. "I think everyone is entitled to their own opinion definitely, and being a public figure, my results are out there, my games are out there. It's inevitable that people will have a comment, whether it's positive or negative. I really appreciate the support and the positivity, and you're entitled to your opinion, even if it's negative about me. My approach to it is that I have my team, and they will definitely tell me if there's criticism, or they will definitely provide me with constructive criticism. They work in my best interest. They also give positive feedback, so of course, along with my opinion, the opinion of my team is what I prioritize. They definitely give me two sides, and I know that they have my best interest at heart. So that's where I focus on the most. The positivity from the public is an added plus." -Eala -credits- onesport (interview) Let's continue supporting her!!
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MATCH OF THE YEAR IDGAF
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Kaloka tong Make Me Tingle :))
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Ganda pa ng boses!
no human i love more than her ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ
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First trailer for Philomena Cunk's new series โ€˜CUNK ON CINEMAโ€™. The series follows Cunk as she attempts to discover why movies exist and what they want from us. Releasing November 15 on Netflix.
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The closest Dominos and Papa Johns to the Pentagon are reporting higher than usual traffic. Freddie's beach bar is reporting abnormally high traffic tonight. As of 7:20pm ET
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BREAKING: Mayon Volcano is erupting, with its alert status raised to Level 3 in Albay, Philippines. Residents within the designated danger zone are advised to evacuate.( VC: France Consulta)
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The fear in her eyes at the end when she found out sheโ€™s on air. It says everything
An Israeli actress was being interviewed but thought they were on commercial break so she started telling the truth about Israel only to find out afterwards they were live on air: โ€œIโ€™m no longer proud to be Israeli. Itโ€™s a terrible feeling. Iโ€™m ashamed of who we are as a peopleโ€ฆEverything that is happening now is a result of the occupation: The religious coercion, the settler violence, the Jewish terrorism, and the arrogance. The minority [the Palestinians] have a right to fight for their freedom.โ€
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Ganito ka-brutal si Bato noong panahon ng War on Drugs.๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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Thailandโ€™s Cabinet has approved a 72.6-billion-baht energy transition package, including a 50-billion-baht residential rooftop solar program that will allow households to sell surplus electricity to utilities for 2.20 baht per kilowatt-hour.โ€จโ€จThe initiative aims to accelerate the countryโ€™s shift to clean energy while reducing household electricity costs.
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